those thoughts thinking that thinking thoughts through thoughtful thinking think those thoughts through thoughtfully
January 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
those thoughts thinking that thinking thoughts through thoughtful thinking think those thoughts through thoughtfully
Haddaway was right to question; if only we, as a society, took his questioning seriously
I blame our philosophical regression, as a society, on that SNL sketch for minimizing Haddaway’s earnest call for us to think about what love truly is
I blame our philosophical regression, as a society, on that SNL sketch for minimizing Haddaway’s earnest call for us to think about what love truly is
January 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Haddaway was right to question; if only we, as a society, took his questioning seriously
I blame our philosophical regression, as a society, on that SNL sketch for minimizing Haddaway’s earnest call for us to think about what love truly is
I blame our philosophical regression, as a society, on that SNL sketch for minimizing Haddaway’s earnest call for us to think about what love truly is
don’t worry, my devoted followers; the hiatus is over, for I hath returned
to preach into this void, daily messages of hope and the virtues of popcorn as a healthy meal alternative
to preach into this void, daily messages of hope and the virtues of popcorn as a healthy meal alternative
January 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
don’t worry, my devoted followers; the hiatus is over, for I hath returned
to preach into this void, daily messages of hope and the virtues of popcorn as a healthy meal alternative
to preach into this void, daily messages of hope and the virtues of popcorn as a healthy meal alternative
“both goofy and pluto are dogs, right? so does their simultaneous existence, and seeming level of consciousness, in the disney animated universe emphasize the importance of nature vs. nurtu…”
stop
save your breath
have an altoid™ mint
stop
save your breath
have an altoid™ mint
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 PM
“both goofy and pluto are dogs, right? so does their simultaneous existence, and seeming level of consciousness, in the disney animated universe emphasize the importance of nature vs. nurtu…”
stop
save your breath
have an altoid™ mint
stop
save your breath
have an altoid™ mint
all hail the hypno-dog
December 9, 2024 at 1:11 PM
all hail the hypno-dog
peak car culture: the midwestern urge to drive in a blindspot
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 PM
peak car culture: the midwestern urge to drive in a blindspot
the tree stands
gracefully embracing time
unaffected by rapper beefs
gracefully embracing time
unaffected by rapper beefs
December 3, 2024 at 5:35 PM
the tree stands
gracefully embracing time
unaffected by rapper beefs
gracefully embracing time
unaffected by rapper beefs
everybody’s ALL about the “cleansing fire” until they’re the one stuck sweeping up the ashes
instead, vote for mandatory cold baths (pro- sexual purity AND hygiene)
instead, vote for mandatory cold baths (pro- sexual purity AND hygiene)
November 30, 2024 at 7:13 PM
everybody’s ALL about the “cleansing fire” until they’re the one stuck sweeping up the ashes
instead, vote for mandatory cold baths (pro- sexual purity AND hygiene)
instead, vote for mandatory cold baths (pro- sexual purity AND hygiene)
thankful today that I’ve never driven backwards through those spikes in the rental-car-return garage
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
thankful today that I’ve never driven backwards through those spikes in the rental-car-return garage
my submission to a children’s book illustration contest with the subject “TOAD,” for a club which I am not a member, that was due by october 31st:
November 25, 2024 at 3:33 PM
my submission to a children’s book illustration contest with the subject “TOAD,” for a club which I am not a member, that was due by october 31st:
props to the guy who accomplishes the impossible: objective failure
November 24, 2024 at 3:53 PM
props to the guy who accomplishes the impossible: objective failure
“life living? worth living life” -the least utilized branch of the suicide hotline: palindrome pals
November 23, 2024 at 9:30 PM
“life living? worth living life” -the least utilized branch of the suicide hotline: palindrome pals
during my heart-rate-based-interval-training, gimme that music that makes me want to commit petty crime and misdemeanors
November 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
during my heart-rate-based-interval-training, gimme that music that makes me want to commit petty crime and misdemeanors
are you feeling overwhelmed by this timeline? well, you can always find peace in he who died on the time-cross for your time-sins:
November 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
are you feeling overwhelmed by this timeline? well, you can always find peace in he who died on the time-cross for your time-sins:
young sheldon’s mom on thanksgiving: “someone’s pulling up—looks like nana!
young sheldon: “well ACTUALLY mom, we have PLENTY of salt”
*bazingas out of collective consciousness*
young sheldon: “well ACTUALLY mom, we have PLENTY of salt”
*bazingas out of collective consciousness*
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
young sheldon’s mom on thanksgiving: “someone’s pulling up—looks like nana!
young sheldon: “well ACTUALLY mom, we have PLENTY of salt”
*bazingas out of collective consciousness*
young sheldon: “well ACTUALLY mom, we have PLENTY of salt”
*bazingas out of collective consciousness*
they always say face your fears
they never say how scary it is when the void’s eyes completely undress you with a playful wink
they never say how scary it is when the void’s eyes completely undress you with a playful wink
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
they always say face your fears
they never say how scary it is when the void’s eyes completely undress you with a playful wink
they never say how scary it is when the void’s eyes completely undress you with a playful wink
jingle for vietnamese restaurant advertising its BOGO offer (to the tune of “con te partirò”):
bánh mi
for zero
pho ready
to make it so
bánh mi
for zero
pho ready
to make it so
November 16, 2024 at 6:33 PM
jingle for vietnamese restaurant advertising its BOGO offer (to the tune of “con te partirò”):
bánh mi
for zero
pho ready
to make it so
bánh mi
for zero
pho ready
to make it so
after rumors swirled of “the corner,” albert the goldfish frantically circled his tank, screaming in existential angst:
“WHAT’S THE POINT”
“WHAT’S THE POINT”
November 15, 2024 at 9:02 PM
after rumors swirled of “the corner,” albert the goldfish frantically circled his tank, screaming in existential angst:
“WHAT’S THE POINT”
“WHAT’S THE POINT”
“pithy da fool”
my impression of a time-traveling mike tyson impersonating mr. t while unknowingly giving inspiration to the struggling writer rené descartes
[“cogito ergo sum”]
my impression of a time-traveling mike tyson impersonating mr. t while unknowingly giving inspiration to the struggling writer rené descartes
[“cogito ergo sum”]
November 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
“pithy da fool”
my impression of a time-traveling mike tyson impersonating mr. t while unknowingly giving inspiration to the struggling writer rené descartes
[“cogito ergo sum”]
my impression of a time-traveling mike tyson impersonating mr. t while unknowingly giving inspiration to the struggling writer rené descartes
[“cogito ergo sum”]
artistic render of self
November 13, 2024 at 3:58 PM
artistic render of self