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bearpupgoober.bsky.social
lix
@bearpupgoober.bsky.social
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little tree baby / mushroom man
stinky idiot
he/they
25

https://ko-fi.com/bearpupgoober
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im cooking lasagna rn but if boyfriend requests to see my dick i‘ll ofc drop whatever im doing and get that dick out lol
nobody even mentioning the shoes smh don’t act like they’re not the best and coolest shoes you’ve ever seen haters
tbh i’m cozy
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
alternatively: i wouldn’t mind if one of y’all wants to get me the game in exchange for me stuffing something else somewhere 🤪
hoping saint nick will stuff a copy of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition in my boot on saturday morning 🤞🤞
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
tbh i’m cozy
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
man i love being a three-dimensional being moving around in the world with two eyeballs oriented horizontally next to each other
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
hoping saint nick will stuff a copy of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition in my boot on saturday morning 🤞🤞
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
wish my brain had better chemistry goin on up there in the old noggin
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
im absolutely the kind of guy who drinks popcorn flavored oatmilk btw
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
posting penis slop again, are we?
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
im way too shy btw so this isn’t happening any time soon lol
sorry if i got you excited
i’ve been told i should stream on chaturbate lol
what do you think gang
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
i’ve been told i should stream on chaturbate lol
what do you think gang
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
so… his name is macaulay macaulay culkin culkin?
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sometimes i forget im kind of a slut on the internet
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i want all of vecna‘s dialogue to be variations of "i am vecna" voiced by vin diesel
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
ah there he is!
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
you guys wanna see my cock?
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
this is how i feel
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
so to my understanding the 6 7 thing is the same as when spongebob and patrick were laughing about 24 and 25
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
having over 400 people like a picture of my cock and balls is so funny
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by lix
im cooking lasagna rn but if boyfriend requests to see my dick i‘ll ofc drop whatever im doing and get that dick out lol
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
my toxic trait is i won’t watch breaking bad bc there’s too many men in the show
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
if you don’t have a little freak living in your walls, maybe it’s time for you to become the little freak living in someone else’s walls
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i wanna be a cool twitch streamer when i grow up
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
boyfriend got me this whale for my birthday and i love him so much his name is wal-luigi (wal being german for whale, and yk it sounds line waluigi and waluigi fucks)
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
is there a way to turn off individual accounts‘ reposts? bc some of y’all are putting weird stuff on my timeline ngl but i don’t necessarily wanna unfollow
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
what should i do today?
best answer gets a code for 50% off
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM