I mean I didn’t hate it. But it’s a lot of tat, and their selection of pop and snacks was just the same as Speedway. I’ve heard their freshly prepared food is good though

That’s not just a myth! It happens

Actually I agree. Don’t get me wrong. I would totally fuck the before guy. But I do like having more energy, lower blood pressure, lower cholesterol. My dick gets harder. I don’t snore. And I have a whole new wardrobe of clothes I outgrew

If you see this, post a bridge

It’s windy but not rainy, so we went to Lewes

When this movie was first shown in 1955, it was preceded with a plea not to tell others how it ends. They were well aware even then that d-bags would try to spoil it. And they didn’t even have the internet

I think you’re way underestimating the willingness of catfishes to send out hole pics

Vinyl records: the emperor’s new audio medium

If some parent allows their kid to run wild in a public place and it starts invading the space where I’m trying to walk, I will trip that child and keep going

Eric at work used to go around saying to people, “He looks like that guy from the Hangover.” And I would say, “Eric think I look like Bradley Cooper.” And he would say, “Not him!” And I would say, “Eric thinks I look like Fat Jesus.” And he would say, “That’s it!”