Fireworks were going off in my neighborhood at 2am. Like, STARTED at 2am. I considered many retaliatory crimes.

The criteria that lands people in Hell is cartoonishly broad and silly. Why would anyone who gets tortured there daily want to protect that?? What on earth is this story, it makes no sense to me

I just started a new job and it seems to be overwhelmingly an amazing fit for me. Truly the best opportunity I could have ever hoped for. I’m tempted to do another tarot card pull, but too spooked to.

They haven’t met, and are deeply unamused

:(

Why do you hate the our father, the sun

I think I’m an episode behind (we watch it weekly in my anime club) and boy oh boy I hope I’m not in for another experience like episode 2 🫠

BRUH DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS

Boy: *knows Lois Lane*
Girl: “WOW WHAT A FUCKING NERD. AWW DO YOU NEED A POCKET PROTECTOR? DID A BULLY STEAL YOUR LUNCH MONEY??FUCKING NERRRRRD”

I just want to make sure I work with a bunch of nerds again. I will be so sad if I don’t.