Bear Flag Diaspora
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Bear Flag Diaspora
@bearflagdiaspora.bsky.social
Ordained PCUSA. He/him.
That moment when you wear your Jordans out on the town and you have to jump a puddle because Jordans and also just in general, so you do the Jordan pose on the Jordans.
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Broke my first bass drum head and I’m alone in my garage where nobody is impressed. Disappointing.
August 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t know how expensive these robot wheelchairs at SeaTac airport are, but I can’t imagine they will be that much more advantageous than paying a human a decent wage to be hospitable to travelers who need assistance.
Next will we have animatronic musicians?
August 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Any taco can be a taco salad if you put the E in Esfuerzo.
August 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Seems like LinkedIn traffic is quickening. Bad sign.
August 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Punch for punch I bet the Greenwood neighborhood is up there with cap hill, west Seattle and other Seattle neighborhoods as far as concentration of musical talent.
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I know my experience isn’t new or rare when i say this:
It feels like my entire working career feels like I have to be constantly prepared and perfected for opportunities that few get and are disappearing fast.
Mostly having to do with pastoring but also my past industries of music and journalism.
August 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Voting will be fun when ICE agents just walk up to liberal precincts and start handcuffing people waiting in line. Glad I live in a mail-in ballot state where they’ll just wait by the ballot drop box and arrest whoever comes to collect the ballots.
July 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Honestly, why don’t Democrats just start floating ambitious, rich business people who can self-fund and make money on the presidency? As long as they are dyed in the wool progressive or the left heavily invests in their businesses to keep them accountable, it’s all out the window anyway.
July 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
PNW* relationship hack: find a group of “old Ultimate Frisbee friends” and ingratiate yourself. Not only are they chill, but you can hang with them without threat of bodily injury.

*it could work on other regions/states?
June 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Some guy named Harry got his email hacked and now I’ve got all these people calling me thinking they are reaching out to Harry. Usually I don’t pick up numbers I don’t know but I’ve been waiting on an electrician today. Someone has to figure this stuff out. Phone numbers are becoming so toxic.
June 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Instead of street preachers I wish the church produced street listeners.
June 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Whenever I see a clove or two of garlic in a recipe I substitute with a measurement I learned growing up which is a “Californian” of garlic. In its most conservative definition it’s AT LEAST double.
June 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Michelle Obama should buy the remaining JoAnn’s and rename them Michelle’s. I’d invest.
June 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everytime I make birria I reflect on how devastatingly powerful it is at staining things. I feel like that could be a whole classification of foods.
May 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is Firefly just the A-Team in space? Probably not a new or that hot of a take but it just clicked in my head this weekend.
May 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My son’s T-Ball game got rained out so I told him maybe we can watch a baseball movie later (Bad News Bears) and he said “I want to watch the scary baseball movie…” This, friends, is the “scary baseball movie.”
May 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’ve got like almost double digit tattoo ideas since way before COVID. It feels like artists are finally through their backlogs and prices are getting more reasonable. Anyone who has gotten recent ink care to confirm?
May 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ant led his team w/ 36. Next best scorer was Randal w/24.
Meanwhile both Butler and Kuminga w/ 30+. Wolves better finish this before Kerr figures them out and Curry returns. 3 possession W is too close for comfort. Especially with 4 more turnovers than the dubs. #gsw #warriors #goldenstatewarriors
May 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
We may not win the game but WE GOT THE JUICE.
#gsw #goldenstatewarriors
May 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There’s a satisfaction in T-ball where your kid’s team is less wild and more focused than the other team and really there’s the victory.
May 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Dear God. Please make the next Pope an OAKLAND A’s fan with an fjf tweet. Amen.”
May 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
May 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I have a deep hatred for George W. Bush but when I am the driving range my mantra with the King Cobra driver is “now watch this drive” *swat, “now watch this drive” *swat…
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM