I'm just surprised they still have enough of a functioning navy to even manage this

So who gets him on weekends?

He seems trustworthy. 5 star rating and all.

Well there's an image I didn't need!

Spud just saying "Trust me, I'll fix it" does not reassure

Still seems pretty cool compared to sitting behind a desk all day

We can certainly hope. I hope that after November next year the GOP will lose the house and senate too, but memories do seem to be short

The anguish of Trump voters finding this out is lovely and all, but it doesn't make up for the reality of it all 😔

Really hope the US can survive the next 4 years