Bearded Homosexual
@beardyckhomo.bsky.social
Black. Aging. TOGGAF. In other words: the pink elephant in the room.
Your booty might be bigga, but I still can pull your n---a...but I don't want him.
Booty - Erykah Badu
Booty - Erykah Badu
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Your booty might be bigga, but I still can pull your n---a...but I don't want him.
Booty - Erykah Badu
Booty - Erykah Badu
Books
Movies
Sewing practice
Doll styling
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Movies
Sewing practice
Doll styling
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Books
Movies
Sewing practice
Doll styling
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Movies
Sewing practice
Doll styling
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Y'all don't need all that damn toilet paper.
Unless y'all plan on stress shitting during snowmageddon.
And even then...
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Unless y'all plan on stress shitting during snowmageddon.
And even then...
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Y'all don't need all that damn toilet paper.
Unless y'all plan on stress shitting during snowmageddon.
And even then...
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Unless y'all plan on stress shitting during snowmageddon.
And even then...
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Do your balls hold the future too? Or is it just her womb?
Im asking.
For a friend.
Anywhoo
Lata
Im asking.
For a friend.
Anywhoo
Lata
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Do your balls hold the future too? Or is it just her womb?
Im asking.
For a friend.
Anywhoo
Lata
Im asking.
For a friend.
Anywhoo
Lata
I'm not saying you can't be a monogamous ponk w/another monogamous ponk...
Your mama nem ain't raised yo ponk ass to be monogamous. And until the 2010's, your government didnt allow yo ponk ass to be legally monogamous.
Besides,
The ponks y'all want ain't interested in monogamy with yo ponk ass.
Your mama nem ain't raised yo ponk ass to be monogamous. And until the 2010's, your government didnt allow yo ponk ass to be legally monogamous.
Besides,
The ponks y'all want ain't interested in monogamy with yo ponk ass.
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I'm not saying you can't be a monogamous ponk w/another monogamous ponk...
Your mama nem ain't raised yo ponk ass to be monogamous. And until the 2010's, your government didnt allow yo ponk ass to be legally monogamous.
Besides,
The ponks y'all want ain't interested in monogamy with yo ponk ass.
Your mama nem ain't raised yo ponk ass to be monogamous. And until the 2010's, your government didnt allow yo ponk ass to be legally monogamous.
Besides,
The ponks y'all want ain't interested in monogamy with yo ponk ass.
Y'all mama nem didn't raise y'all's ponk asses to be monogamous ponks. They didn't want you to be a ponk. They would be ok with you being unmarried. As long as you had kids you didn't want with a bitch you ont even like. To secure your spot in the pantheon of heterosexuality.
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Y'all mama nem didn't raise y'all's ponk asses to be monogamous ponks. They didn't want you to be a ponk. They would be ok with you being unmarried. As long as you had kids you didn't want with a bitch you ont even like. To secure your spot in the pantheon of heterosexuality.
I'm going to add Ghost Whisperer to my toggaf resumé.
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I'm going to add Ghost Whisperer to my toggaf resumé.
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
Y'all daddy nem really did a number on the males y'all socialized, who like to fuck on and or be fucked on by other males in this society.
Bless they hearts.
Bless they hearts.
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Y'all daddy nem really did a number on the males y'all socialized, who like to fuck on and or be fucked on by other males in this society.
Bless they hearts.
Bless they hearts.
Signature sayings as of late:
That's it and that's all.
What the fuck is we doing?
Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone.
Hope that helps
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
That's it and that's all.
What the fuck is we doing?
Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone.
Hope that helps
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Signature sayings as of late:
That's it and that's all.
What the fuck is we doing?
Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone.
Hope that helps
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
That's it and that's all.
What the fuck is we doing?
Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone.
Hope that helps
Anywhoo
Uncle Auntie out
Lata
My library card has been good to me in 2026
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
My library card has been good to me in 2026
Love@First Night...
Can we get a soundtrack album for all 3 seasons?
Asking for an aging ponk who understood the assignment then and understands it even more.
Cause we too, be needing to curate our legacies as we remind ourselves of who we've been and who we are.
Can we get a soundtrack album for all 3 seasons?
Asking for an aging ponk who understood the assignment then and understands it even more.
Cause we too, be needing to curate our legacies as we remind ourselves of who we've been and who we are.
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Love@First Night...
Can we get a soundtrack album for all 3 seasons?
Asking for an aging ponk who understood the assignment then and understands it even more.
Cause we too, be needing to curate our legacies as we remind ourselves of who we've been and who we are.
Can we get a soundtrack album for all 3 seasons?
Asking for an aging ponk who understood the assignment then and understands it even more.
Cause we too, be needing to curate our legacies as we remind ourselves of who we've been and who we are.
Cross My Mind - Jill Scott
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Cross My Mind - Jill Scott
The line dance gurlies and grown folk gon' have a field day with Jilly from Philly's new album.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The line dance gurlies and grown folk gon' have a field day with Jilly from Philly's new album.
Don't worry black christians and non believers who also hate the sin and barely tolerate the sinner...
The catholics and other religious factions have centuries of experience sweeping these kinds of scandals under the rug. Too.
Donnie will rebrand himself in no time.
The catholics and other religious factions have centuries of experience sweeping these kinds of scandals under the rug. Too.
Donnie will rebrand himself in no time.
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Don't worry black christians and non believers who also hate the sin and barely tolerate the sinner...
The catholics and other religious factions have centuries of experience sweeping these kinds of scandals under the rug. Too.
Donnie will rebrand himself in no time.
The catholics and other religious factions have centuries of experience sweeping these kinds of scandals under the rug. Too.
Donnie will rebrand himself in no time.
The dreams have been so vivid lately.
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The dreams have been so vivid lately.
In less than 4 hours, it will be 2026.
2025 happened. Some shit happened.
The stories.
2026 is going to be all the things.
Excited to trade war secrets if we connect.
Smooches. Black Glitter. Fairy Dust.
Be safe and enjoy y'alls shenanigans tonight.
Uncle Auntie out
💋😘💋
2025 happened. Some shit happened.
The stories.
2026 is going to be all the things.
Excited to trade war secrets if we connect.
Smooches. Black Glitter. Fairy Dust.
Be safe and enjoy y'alls shenanigans tonight.
Uncle Auntie out
💋😘💋
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
In less than 4 hours, it will be 2026.
2025 happened. Some shit happened.
The stories.
2026 is going to be all the things.
Excited to trade war secrets if we connect.
Smooches. Black Glitter. Fairy Dust.
Be safe and enjoy y'alls shenanigans tonight.
Uncle Auntie out
💋😘💋
2025 happened. Some shit happened.
The stories.
2026 is going to be all the things.
Excited to trade war secrets if we connect.
Smooches. Black Glitter. Fairy Dust.
Be safe and enjoy y'alls shenanigans tonight.
Uncle Auntie out
💋😘💋
Some of My Best Friends Are... (1971)
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Some of My Best Friends Are... (1971)
RH Factor: Hard Groove
The Detroit Experiment
King Britt Presents The Philadelphia Experiment Remixed
Haven't heard these albums in years.
The Detroit Experiment
King Britt Presents The Philadelphia Experiment Remixed
Haven't heard these albums in years.
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
RH Factor: Hard Groove
The Detroit Experiment
King Britt Presents The Philadelphia Experiment Remixed
Haven't heard these albums in years.
The Detroit Experiment
King Britt Presents The Philadelphia Experiment Remixed
Haven't heard these albums in years.
Dear god,
Some of these gay men created in your image are a chop.
Signed,
G
Some of these gay men created in your image are a chop.
Signed,
G
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Dear god,
Some of these gay men created in your image are a chop.
Signed,
G
Some of these gay men created in your image are a chop.
Signed,
G