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Ripping the Summer plants out and prepping for our fall plants. Yep.... we're behind.
August 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ripping the Summer plants out and prepping for our fall plants. Yep.... we're behind.
🔥 Hot Take Thursday: The Hazy IPA trend has gone too far. Every new release tastes like orange juice and hop burn. Bring back the crystal-clear, bitter, piney West Coast IPA! #CraftBeer
August 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🔥 Hot Take Thursday: The Hazy IPA trend has gone too far. Every new release tastes like orange juice and hop burn. Bring back the crystal-clear, bitter, piney West Coast IPA! #CraftBeer
𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚣𝚎𝚗, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 🦋
August 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚣𝚎𝚗, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 🦋
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏
August 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏😂
August 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏😂
Let's be honest, what's the one houseplant you just can't seem to keep alive, no matter how hard you try? For me, it's the grafted moon cactus. lol
August 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Let's be honest, what's the one houseplant you just can't seem to keep alive, no matter how hard you try? For me, it's the grafted moon cactus. lol
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 "𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌" 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝. 🤔
August 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 "𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌" 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝. 🤔
Wednesday morning mood. My brain before and after coffee. #CoffeeNeeded
August 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Wednesday morning mood. My brain before and after coffee. #CoffeeNeeded
Insect Fact: A dragonfly can fly forwards, backwards, and hover in place like a helicopter. They are also incredibly fast, reaching speeds of up to 35 mph. Absolute aerial masters. #Nature
August 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Insect Fact: A dragonfly can fly forwards, backwards, and hover in place like a helicopter. They are also incredibly fast, reaching speeds of up to 35 mph. Absolute aerial masters. #Nature
𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑.
June 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑.
𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝙿𝙲 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚡. 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏
June 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝙿𝙲 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚡. 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏
𝚁𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝟽 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚃𝙵𝚄. 🤣 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 ✅
June 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
𝚁𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝 𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝟽 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚃𝙵𝚄. 🤣 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 ✅
𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙴𝚙𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝...
February 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙴𝚙𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝...
𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚘. ☕
February 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚘. ☕
𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚒𝚜 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝.
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚒𝚜 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝.
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚊 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝙽𝙲 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚜.
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚊 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝙽𝙲 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚜.
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝟿 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚎𝚗. 😭
February 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝟿 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚎𝚗. 😭
𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚁𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑!
February 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚁𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑!
𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍.
February 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍.
𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐!
February 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐!
🤣🤣🤣 you took 2 seconds to research and you're an expert at copy and paste.
Might come as a shock to you, but the Gulf of Mexico also hasn't always been called that.
Might come as a shock to you, but the Gulf of Mexico also hasn't always been called that.
February 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🤣🤣🤣 you took 2 seconds to research and you're an expert at copy and paste.
Might come as a shock to you, but the Gulf of Mexico also hasn't always been called that.
Might come as a shock to you, but the Gulf of Mexico also hasn't always been called that.