Brooksy
@beardsasquatch.bsky.social
Suffers from stage 4 sarcasm. Proficient in giving offense. Former minister. Neuro-spicy father to neuro-spicy daughters. Mental health advocate. Survivor. Ally. Punk AF.
I collect rocks and I write stuff. Mostly stupid stuff.
I collect rocks and I write stuff. Mostly stupid stuff.
Pretty quick on the draw for wanting to gas people Jesse. Almost like it’s the solution you’ve been waiting for…
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Pretty quick on the draw for wanting to gas people Jesse. Almost like it’s the solution you’ve been waiting for…
Watching Terminators 1 & 2 especially feels weird now that it turns out Skynet was probably just super racist.
July 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Watching Terminators 1 & 2 especially feels weird now that it turns out Skynet was probably just super racist.
That really is the way it goes around here.
June 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
That really is the way it goes around here.
How’s the saying go? Oh yeah, hahahahahhahahahaha womp womp.
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How’s the saying go? Oh yeah, hahahahahhahahahaha womp womp.
I nominate this guy to replace Pete Hegseth as SecDef.
He has more relevant experience
He outranks Hegseth
Most importantly, he knows how to keep a secret
He has more relevant experience
He outranks Hegseth
Most importantly, he knows how to keep a secret
April 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I nominate this guy to replace Pete Hegseth as SecDef.
He has more relevant experience
He outranks Hegseth
Most importantly, he knows how to keep a secret
He has more relevant experience
He outranks Hegseth
Most importantly, he knows how to keep a secret
What about this guy? He knows how to keep a secret And he’s a Colonel.
April 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What about this guy? He knows how to keep a secret And he’s a Colonel.
Interesting fact about the SignalGate messages, the fist in this statement is a verb
March 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Interesting fact about the SignalGate messages, the fist in this statement is a verb
If Dunning-Krueger had a face…
March 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If Dunning-Krueger had a face…
I’ve noticed an odd lack of comparison between the CyberTruck and the Kubelwagen so here
March 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’ve noticed an odd lack of comparison between the CyberTruck and the Kubelwagen so here
Elon was not built for his level of bullshit. A weak link in a chain made of weak links
March 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Elon was not built for his level of bullshit. A weak link in a chain made of weak links
Canadian authorities showcasing 835 kilos of drugs seized crossing the border from the US INTO Canada.
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
March 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Canadian authorities showcasing 835 kilos of drugs seized crossing the border from the US INTO Canada.
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
Canadian authorities showcasing 835 kilos of drugs seized crossing the border from the US INTO Canada.
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
March 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Canadian authorities showcasing 835 kilos of drugs seized crossing the border from the US INTO Canada.
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
I think Canada needs to build a wall and make America pay for it
God she looks tired. Like she gazed into the future and was over it.
March 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
God she looks tired. Like she gazed into the future and was over it.
That face when you realize America became the bad guys
March 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That face when you realize America became the bad guys