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beardorunner.bsky.social
@beardorunner.bsky.social
Trail running, Buddhism and bullshit. Licensed massage therapist in the Pacific Northwest that would rather be in the woods.
I’m looking forward to the next season, where the highest court orders the world’s most petulant toddler man to retrieve someone he deported to a prison in South America…and he doesn’t.
April 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The future of the world economy is tariffs: Companies pay 500% tariffs to the government to import goods, which pays subsidies back to those same companies so they can import goods.
April 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Making America great again by *checks notes* levying tariffs on penguins.
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
To truly live, one must accept that they will die.

Otherwise they are not living, they are trying to not die.
March 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I don’t stretch, per se.

I stretch, move, pull, prod, bend, twist, lift, roll, push, jostle, compress, extend, flex, balance, pop, traction, rotate, and massage my muscles and joints.
December 30, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Deport Elon Muskrat.
December 20, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Castaway, but Tom Hanks has to survive with only the cargo of a container ship that was in the middle of the ocean when the zombie apocalypse happened.
December 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM