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✨Beardney Jean✨
@beardneyjean.bsky.social
✨Intergalactic Star-Witch 👸🏼Britney Stan 👬🏻Husband @littleeddybear.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch 🤙🏽 Living Legend, you can look but don’t touch 💕 Dallas Texas 🤠
Me when I see a gay couple participating in the “things my husband and I have stuck up our butts” trend on tiktok and the first one says “Me? Nothing…”

Cause I know damn well.
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You can always catch me with a dick in my hands 😜
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sometimes after I impulsively ❤️ a nonpolitical TikTok by someone white, I may or may not cross check their profile for an ugly red hat to make sure I don’t have to rescind it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ever think about how many random people have photos with you just chilling in the background? ✌🏽📸
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Feels weird missing all the Halloween festivities tonight. The area where we live in Japan doesn’t really celebrate it 😣
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Coco Curry til I cream
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Time is a flat circle
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We made it home btw 😙🚆
October 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Last day in Osaka, and the only pair of undies I have left for the bullet train ride home is a jock strap. 🙃
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My cute matcha date 💚
@littleeddybear.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Made it to the Eagle Osaka 🦅
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What can I say, it’s my favorite view. 😮‍💨
September 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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MADE IT TO THE PROMISED LAND
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Happy 38th birthday to the talented Hilary Duff.
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Japanese konbini: 🥰
American convenience stores: 🫩
September 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I hope all the rapture Christians feel fucking stupid at the end of the day. 🩶
Although I’m genuinely curious what their excuses will be this time around.
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Drop an old pic you still love
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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No rapture… You know what that means… 😈
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The bus radio playing Don’t Cha by The Pussycat Dolls while it’s full of manly marines is so cunty 💅🏽
September 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The orange fucker can’t even pronounce acetaminophen, I ain’t listening to him. 🙄
September 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spending an entire lazy Sunday doing intermittent naps in bed with my man, all while treating his booty like an emotional support pillow 🥰
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just discovered these little guys called Smiskis that are wildly popular out here. People collect them, hide them around the house, and even build tiny villages for them. They’re so cute. I need all of them. 😭
September 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy Friday for us.
Happy Thirsty Thursday for y’all. 🩶
September 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM