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Johnna Bearden
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Senior Game Design Manager @ The LEGO Group.
The Gom Jabbar of Speed Racer!
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Denmark has been good to me. And the LEGO Group is extremely inclusive.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Where's the mech?
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Welcome back TV's Son of TV's Frank!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We are the ultimate in wholesome parody. Most other parody borders on cynicism or mean spirited humor but the LEGO Group prides itself on play and humor without hurting any one person or group of people.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We need that end from Conan when the cult is finally broken.
a man with long hair is standing in front of a group of horses .
Alt: Thulsa Doom from the movie Conan the Barbarian turning away as Conan's parents are killed.
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November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's got big ol' square cheeks and a mouth with little teeth!
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Carnivorous Death Ball and 111,000 Arachnid Web Colony should be on the presidential ticket for 2028.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Make a CEO AI agent, and you would see all funding for AI research disappear overnight.
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The game: Battlefield 2028: Taking Down the King, where everyone's favorite PvP map is the White House Ballroom level.
October 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I bet it was written with help from AI.
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I can only relate to this with Pokémon. It took three tries to finally catch that Alpha Hawlucha I was after for my team!
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Isn't the dumping shit a little too close to reality since it has been rumored that he has bowel problems?

Or is this another case of where it doesn't matter what he does as long as the fanbase is happy?
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
King Ghidorah is a dude?
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wait am I a cockroach now? Is this some form of perverted Trans Kafka story?
October 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I remember winning a Powerpuff Girls hoodie with a patch. It was awesome! And I still have it to this day!
October 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A Scam Too Far
October 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
CyberIdiotPunk.

"The sky above the port was the color of dead satellites, falling on my head."
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Photo of the next prize joint recipients.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM