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Bearded Pip
@beardedpip.bsky.social
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I ATE’NT DEAD

Worcester / SNHU ‘24 / History / Gen-X Nerd / Boston Sports / punk / boardgames / Pro-Gif

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Three cats on a window sill trying to share the same window despite there being another window right there.
October 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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First fire of the season.
Picture of a fire in a wood burning stove.
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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May your Monday have cake for breakfast energy.
A picture of a slice of fudge marble cake with chocolate frosting on a playe with a fork next to it.
September 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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The birthday present. She found the closest thing possible to the Amazing Target Canvas Bags©️. Then she used our cricket to make this. #DungeonCrawlerCarl
A canvas shopping back with a picture of Princess Donut from Dungeon Crawler Carl, wearing purple sunglasses. With the words “The Royal Court of Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk”
September 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Who knew one of my first cricut projects would be such a hit at the food truck thing in town today?
A black t-shirt with white Operation Ivy logos on the front and both sleeves.
September 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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He is! He saw me eating alone once at EPCOT and sat down with me.
Picture of Pluto sitting across from me at a table. There is a kid behind him look at us very confused.
September 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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That bit must have hit the cutting room floor.
A screenshot that reads: This interview has been edited and condensed for clarity.
August 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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FlufferNutter.
A grumpy orange and white cat sitting on the couch next to his namesake: a jar of Fluff.
August 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Cat tax: the fluffy asshole in question: Fluffy is his name.
Picture of our cat Fluffy sitting in a blue blanket with white letters on it. The blanket is on top of a stripped stool. All of this is under a desk.
August 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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We used to be a proper country.
Picture of a white truck in the shape of the number 2 driving past an overpass. It was made to promote Channel 2, WGBH in Boston.
July 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The feast of the Seven Goldfish would be so much easier to do today.
A picture of seven different bags of Goldfish crackers. From left to right the flavors are Pizza, Smores, OriginL, Pretzel, Parmesan, Vanilla Graham Cracker, and Cheddar.
July 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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May I remind everyone of The GOAT?
Picture of Tom Brady from the 2000 NFL Draft Combine. He is standing topless wearing light blue boxers in front of a navy blue background He is standing next to a sign that reads: QB DI BRADY. T. 6043 2/1
July 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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*sings*
Oh I don’t want no tug

A tug is a boat that can’t get no love from me

Sittin’ on the starboard side

As my cruise boat’s guide

Trying to holler at me….
A picture of a red and white “No Tugs” sign from the side of a cruise-ship.
June 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Seattle is pretty.
A picture of the Space Needle from the ground with an off center rainbow halo around the tip.
June 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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All I got is this amazing meme I stole yesterday.
A stylized meme that looks kind of like an old VHS tape that reads: FUCKE Mean Holy Goddamn What The Fucking# FUCK
June 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social made a backside of Unknown Pleasures shirt.

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A black t-shirt of the backside of Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures record. Text: JOY DIVISION - UNKNOWN PLEASURES 12 Disorder Day of the Lord 3 Candidate 4 567 Insight New Dawn Fades She's Lost Control Shadowplay 8 Wilderness 9 Interzone 10 | Remember Nothing 8089 4.00 4.47 OtE OSE 2.35 2.10 6.00 Words and music by Joy Division Produced by Martin Hannett Engineered by Chris Nagle Recorded at Strawberry Studios, Stockport Designed by Peter Saville Associates And The Hard Times 0801979
June 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I cannot say what I want to today, so I donated blood. And as a bonus my Boston Legacy gear arrived!

#BostonLegacy
A bathroom mirror selfie of me in my brand new Boston Legacy shirt. It’s a black shirt with a green crest. The creat has Boston written across the top and a stylized white swan on it. Also visible the red bandage from my blood donation.
June 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Well done Boston Legacy. This logo is a winner and you have already taken my money. #BostonLegacy #NWSL
The NWSL Boston Legacy logo. A black crest with bright green Boston written across the top and a stylized white swan in the body of the crest
June 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Selfie of me bearded face from a low angle so you can see the fake clouds above my head. I’m wearing a spider-man t-shirt under a zip-up cardigan.
May 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Today’s main character’s company made an appearance at trivia tonight.
Round 4: The World's Finest Confuse Source • (8 points) A round on "Onion" articles being mistaken for actual news.
May 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Trash Tuesday: send only your crappiest takes. #TrashTuesday
1/2
An orange 5 gallon, lidded Home Depot bucket labeled Poop Only.
May 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Panel from The Tick comic book. The blue costumed superhero, The Tick In turning a pocket inside out while exclaiming “My God! I have pockets!!”
May 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Post a pic from ~10 years ago

Ugh, the pre-beard days.
A picture of me, a guy with short red hair, sitting on a couch with a grey shirt and a cat in my arms look up at me.
May 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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You had one of these, didn’t you?
A picture of a Blackberry Passport with a slice of American Cheese on the screen.
May 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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the average American has three friends
Picture of J, Murph, and Lou (in order) of Dinosaur Jr. J is wearing a blue tee with an eyeball on it, Murph is wearing a green shirt, and Lou is wearing a short sleeve LA Rams / Eric Dickerson shirt.
May 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM