BeardedMagpie
@beardedmagpie.photos
Photographer, nerd, dog dad.
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Theater hot take: Romeo and Juliet is not a tragedy, it is a satire.
No can write "From the Fatal Loins" and have it be anything serious.
#theatre #shakespeare
No can write "From the Fatal Loins" and have it be anything serious.
#theatre #shakespeare
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Theater hot take: Romeo and Juliet is not a tragedy, it is a satire.
No can write "From the Fatal Loins" and have it be anything serious.
#theatre #shakespeare
No can write "From the Fatal Loins" and have it be anything serious.
#theatre #shakespeare
To think in like 10-15 years after Trump kicks the bucket we're going to get a star studded comedy of errors movie like The Death of Stalin and I'm so ready for it.
August 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
To think in like 10-15 years after Trump kicks the bucket we're going to get a star studded comedy of errors movie like The Death of Stalin and I'm so ready for it.
Castle Doctrine would be a lot better if in order for it to be valid you had to defend your home with a sword and guns weren't allowed.
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Castle Doctrine would be a lot better if in order for it to be valid you had to defend your home with a sword and guns weren't allowed.
August 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Look I'm going to be shooting off fireworks on Friday. Not because I want to celebrate America right now cause I don't. But because it's fun to blow shit up and this is the only socially acceptable time to do so.
July 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Look I'm going to be shooting off fireworks on Friday. Not because I want to celebrate America right now cause I don't. But because it's fun to blow shit up and this is the only socially acceptable time to do so.
If I had a nickel for every time Jennifer English played a video game character who's hair changes to white im Act 3 after a character defining moment of growth. I'd have two nickels. But it's weird that it happened twice right? #baldursgate #clairobscur
May 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Jennifer English played a video game character who's hair changes to white im Act 3 after a character defining moment of growth. I'd have two nickels. But it's weird that it happened twice right? #baldursgate #clairobscur
When one falls... We continue. #clairobscur
May 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When one falls... We continue. #clairobscur
I'm not a graphic snob when it comes to computer games but I need to play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 in an Imax with the best graphics money can buy just for the pure cinema of it all.
May 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm not a graphic snob when it comes to computer games but I need to play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 in an Imax with the best graphics money can buy just for the pure cinema of it all.
Why is every woman in wheel of time described as super hot? Every single one. Also they all have the same personality with only slight variation. #WoT #wheeloftime
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why is every woman in wheel of time described as super hot? Every single one. Also they all have the same personality with only slight variation. #WoT #wheeloftime
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You know who actually has an anti-Christian bias?
The Christian nationalists.
The Christian nationalists.
April 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You know who actually has an anti-Christian bias?
The Christian nationalists.
The Christian nationalists.
April 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I've wanted to use Soulslike mechanics in ttrpgs for awhile but it took me awhile to find a setting that it could reasonably work. #rpg #ttrpg #dnd #bloodborne #eldenring #brandonsanderson #skylight #rpgsky
April 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've wanted to use Soulslike mechanics in ttrpgs for awhile but it took me awhile to find a setting that it could reasonably work. #rpg #ttrpg #dnd #bloodborne #eldenring #brandonsanderson #skylight #rpgsky
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Intertwined
Shot using 35mm Lomochrome Turquoise on a Canon Rebel X
#heylomography #photography #nature #kaleidoscope #springvibes
Shot using 35mm Lomochrome Turquoise on a Canon Rebel X
#heylomography #photography #nature #kaleidoscope #springvibes
April 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Intertwined
Shot using 35mm Lomochrome Turquoise on a Canon Rebel X
#heylomography #photography #nature #kaleidoscope #springvibes
Shot using 35mm Lomochrome Turquoise on a Canon Rebel X
#heylomography #photography #nature #kaleidoscope #springvibes
April 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I don't want to get too political on main but Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper.
March 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don't want to get too political on main but Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper.
Went to see a play called Hand To God last night, very funny and thought provoking, but definitely wasn't expecting a graphic puppet sex scene.
March 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Went to see a play called Hand To God last night, very funny and thought provoking, but definitely wasn't expecting a graphic puppet sex scene.
Was out taking pictures yesterday and when I got home and arranged them I realized I accidentally made a biblically accurate angel. #photography #art #nature
March 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Was out taking pictures yesterday and when I got home and arranged them I realized I accidentally made a biblically accurate angel. #photography #art #nature
Coworker: (playing Metallica Pandora station at work)
Teenage volunteer: why are we listening to divorced dad rock
Me: you know what that's a great description of what we're listening to. (I change it to Taylor Swift Radio for the high school volunteer group)
Teenage volunteer: why are we listening to divorced dad rock
Me: you know what that's a great description of what we're listening to. (I change it to Taylor Swift Radio for the high school volunteer group)
March 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Coworker: (playing Metallica Pandora station at work)
Teenage volunteer: why are we listening to divorced dad rock
Me: you know what that's a great description of what we're listening to. (I change it to Taylor Swift Radio for the high school volunteer group)
Teenage volunteer: why are we listening to divorced dad rock
Me: you know what that's a great description of what we're listening to. (I change it to Taylor Swift Radio for the high school volunteer group)
Some new pieces I made while I was at church on Sunday. These are just rough arrangements made on my phone so they are not for sale yet.
#photography #stainglassed #kaleidoscope #religion
#photography #stainglassed #kaleidoscope #religion
March 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Some new pieces I made while I was at church on Sunday. These are just rough arrangements made on my phone so they are not for sale yet.
#photography #stainglassed #kaleidoscope #religion
#photography #stainglassed #kaleidoscope #religion
Driving today I noticed a Swasticar behind me. So I dropped down to 30 in a 40. Let them know no peace.
March 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Driving today I noticed a Swasticar behind me. So I dropped down to 30 in a 40. Let them know no peace.
Found some @kesswylie.bsky.social entertainment products out in the wild in MO!
March 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Found some @kesswylie.bsky.social entertainment products out in the wild in MO!
@smartypantsshow.bsky.social how dare Arasha say human babies are cuter than dogs. My sweet baby boy Rigby (a dog) demands an apology. Human babies are way ickier than dogs and not nearly as cute.
March 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@smartypantsshow.bsky.social how dare Arasha say human babies are cuter than dogs. My sweet baby boy Rigby (a dog) demands an apology. Human babies are way ickier than dogs and not nearly as cute.