BeardBeerBacon
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BeardBeerBacon
@beardbeerbacon.bsky.social
So, what would you rather?

1-Go to Sunnydale High School from Buffy The Vampire Slayer

2-Vanilla American High School with vanilla school shootings.
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Took a dump so big this morning it threatened me with tariffs. Had to flush it and it's red hat twice. Come to think of it, the red hat might have been blood, I'll take a free check-up on my universal healthcare.
February 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i can't stop thinking about how a guy who fucks couches has been elected VP by guys who fucks pillows with teenage girls drawed on.
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM