Bear Adjacent Panda
@bearadjacentpanda.bsky.social
I am living my best, gaysian life in my 40s in Massachusetts with the husband.
This account is decidedly NSFW, so if that isn’t your cup of tea, exit now.
This account is decidedly NSFW, so if that isn’t your cup of tea, exit now.
I believe it’s actually spelled “dickstractions.”
February 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I believe it’s actually spelled “dickstractions.”
Where’s the sign up sheet for this?
February 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Where’s the sign up sheet for this?
Yes please.
February 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yes please.
Only if you show us what’s underneath!
February 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Only if you show us what’s underneath!
Careful there…I may be obliged to relieve you of your shorts!
February 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Careful there…I may be obliged to relieve you of your shorts!
Only question I have is why isn’t that deep inside me.
January 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Only question I have is why isn’t that deep inside me.
Well hello there, handsome!
January 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Well hello there, handsome!
It’s the courteous thing to do!
January 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s the courteous thing to do!
Agreed! Should have been inside me instead!
January 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Agreed! Should have been inside me instead!
That’s a lucky bottom!
January 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That’s a lucky bottom!
Not sure I could stop at just cuddle…
January 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure I could stop at just cuddle…
Definitely should let it breathe.
January 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Definitely should let it breathe.
A little more than alright, I’ll say!
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A little more than alright, I’ll say!
Oh my. I would have loved to be a present for you!
December 25, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Oh my. I would have loved to be a present for you!
Well…that’s amazing to see!
December 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Well…that’s amazing to see!
Only if you return the favor!
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Only if you return the favor!
What a sight!
December 13, 2024 at 3:12 PM
What a sight!
Indeed! What are you drinking, handsome?
December 13, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Indeed! What are you drinking, handsome?
I think there’s a better place for that load.
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I think there’s a better place for that load.
It’s bizarre is what it is! I wish I knew as a kid that globally, uncut was the norm, and not the other way around.
December 12, 2024 at 3:32 AM
It’s bizarre is what it is! I wish I knew as a kid that globally, uncut was the norm, and not the other way around.
This is the hometown tour I need!
December 12, 2024 at 2:52 AM
This is the hometown tour I need!
Maybe we’ll need to put it away then…in my ass.
December 12, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Maybe we’ll need to put it away then…in my ass.