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Brian Lambert
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Filmmaker. PHOENIX showrunner. Currently in production on Moon Base 11. Watch season one of PHOENIX, streaming on Vizio Watchfree+
This bitch
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Risk aversion at the major studios has absolutely killed creativity in Hollywood. Thank God we have independent studios and people like A24.

#StopRemakingShit
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cool, cool, and how many underprivileged?

Let's stop venerating these gross, uncaring douchebags and focus on real people
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What a fucking ghoul
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh dear, @profanity.accountant. I'm a big ole toilet mouth. What's my bill?
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Just FYI.
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At West Point:
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'd like to brag about myself a bit and say that none of my friends have ever cut anybody up and stuffed them in a barrel
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You don't "disagree" with science, you do research and study and prove it wrong with facts and irrefutable evidence, or you shut the fuck up
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Golly gee whiz I wonder why
Kevin Hassett on the October jobs report: "We'll maybe be able to concoct something, but we'll never actually know for sure what the unemployment rate was in October."
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by Brian Lambert
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Brian Lambert
Jeff Bezos paid $50 million for a wedding. He just got a $16 billion tax break. He just laid off 60,000 people.

And you're furious about a kid getting a free school lunch?
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
All of us, while Trump tries to shut down release of the Epstein Files:
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fucking infuriating. All that for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Get fucked, thumb dick
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Absolute zero for this old bastard
(i got a zero lolz)

THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dirty, dirty pool.

Image: fightforprogress
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM