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beanybean.bsky.social
bean🫘
@beanybean.bsky.social
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lesbian dad to two boy cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
just tryna Vibe, but The Dogs 👀 keep keepin me down. chronic complainer, but tryna work on it
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whose idea was it to put those bright ass lights as car headlights? i just wanna have a chat…
closeup of squidward tentacles (spongebob squarepants). he’s been edited to be pointing a gun at the viewer; his eyes are pinched and his mouth is smiling lineup of facebook reaction selections for posts. the selected reaction is m’baku’s dissatisfied face (MCU black panter). above him, it says “we will not have it”
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
beanybean.bsky.social
a whole lotta this, but maybe that’s from the weed
tv static; black and white, with some green and fuschia pixels also
August 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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girl i’m so
screenshot of tiny chef (a little green felted guy with a chef hat and colorful striped apron) sitting on his bed with his hands covering his eyes. he’s crying.
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
beanybean.bsky.social
ever work with two white men aged 35-43 who keep saying “thanks brother” or “thanks brother-man” to each other? bc i did today
close up of seth rollins (wwe). his head is turned down and he’s pinching the bridge of his nose so hard that he’s poking his eyes. closeup of jey uso (wwe). his hands are splayed on the sides of his head, pressing against his temples. he’s looking off to the side; stressed.
May 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
beanybean.bsky.social
me, a year ago: i need a new special interest
professional wrestling: pic 1
me: pic 2
pic 1. closeup of galdalf the grey (lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring). he’s grinning and we can only see his face, big beard, and wizard hat. text at bottom reads “And what about very old friends?” pic 2. closeup of bilbo baggins (LOTR: FOTR) hugging gandalf while smiling.
March 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
beanybean.bsky.social
i’m so…
bugs bunny. he’s at a table with a glass of carrot juice. his ears are downturned and his eyes are half closed. even his bow tie looks over it. he’s having a hard time.
February 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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🤕
sped up gif of captain kirk (star trek: the original series) throwing a fit.
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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image of bernie sanders outside with a coat on. in typical meme fashion, there’s top and bottom text. it reads: “i am once again complaining about my manager”
December 2, 2024 at 12:08 PM
beanybean.bsky.social
yall…
close up of jey uso (wwe). he’s rubbing at his temples and looking to the left, clearly stressed
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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a yellow emoji. it’s mouth is open in grief, with hands reaching to the sky. it seems to be asking, “why?”
November 5, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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snoopy. he’s sitting on a picnic blanket outside, one hand on his stomach, and the other with his chin resting on it. worry lines are under his eyes, and his eyebrows are angled downward. he’s having a terrible time.
January 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
beanybean.bsky.social
having deja vu saying this, but its so fucking wild how comfortable people are with coughing into the open air, like what are you doing
low quality crop of spongebob (squarepants; nickelodeon). its the “bruh” meme. his arms are out in front of him, his hands clasped together. his eyes are wide and his expression blank. like he’s thinking “…bruh…”
December 20, 2023 at 12:59 AM
beanybean.bsky.social
5 shifts in and growing more weary of my coworkers every day 🥴
close up of bob the tomato (VeggieTales). his (invisible) eyebrows are furrowed, and he is looking downward, perplexed, with his mouth downturned and slightly agape. like he’s processing and can’t believe what he’s just heard.
December 12, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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first post
waluigi (nintendo). he’s leaning forward with his right elbow on his right thigh, and his left hand on his left thigh. the way he’s leaning says “what’s good?”
December 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM