Matt
@beanthedeceiver.bsky.social
Well, they still aren’t sure what a “woman” is because they keep asking.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Well, they still aren’t sure what a “woman” is because they keep asking.
Magical water… How are adults like this?
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Magical water… How are adults like this?
Imagine being AG of the state where all this was happening, while it was happening.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Imagine being AG of the state where all this was happening, while it was happening.
You’ve obviously never seen Young Frankenstein 😁
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You’ve obviously never seen Young Frankenstein 😁
I thought it was 💩
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I thought it was 💩
She’s doing this to convince just enough Georgians that she’d be a better Senator than Ossoff.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
She’s doing this to convince just enough Georgians that she’d be a better Senator than Ossoff.
Is it still on vinyl?
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Is it still on vinyl?
The conspiracy theorists in Congress look sane when there are actual conspiracies happening.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The conspiracy theorists in Congress look sane when there are actual conspiracies happening.
Well, he sure knows his base.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Well, he sure knows his base.
“Mar-A-Lago” is Spanish. Who’s gonna tell them?
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Mar-A-Lago” is Spanish. Who’s gonna tell them?
He’s got a new job as Captain Obvious now
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
He’s got a new job as Captain Obvious now
That’s $12.99 in the US.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That’s $12.99 in the US.
Imagine the headline if it was Biden.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Imagine the headline if it was Biden.
There are so many similarities that I can only point out the 1 difference between them:
One group is pro-beard while the other is anti-beard.
No more “beardos” in the US military.
One group is pro-beard while the other is anti-beard.
No more “beardos” in the US military.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
There are so many similarities that I can only point out the 1 difference between them:
One group is pro-beard while the other is anti-beard.
No more “beardos” in the US military.
One group is pro-beard while the other is anti-beard.
No more “beardos” in the US military.
2/3 of those deaths are children.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
2/3 of those deaths are children.
You take away one allele from the 23rd chromosome and you end up with the most insecure little man-babies ever.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
You take away one allele from the 23rd chromosome and you end up with the most insecure little man-babies ever.
Health care > SNAP.
Missing out on a couple hundred bucks for groceries for a couple months is nothing compared to the devastation 100-300% premium increases would cost, both in lives and livelihoods.
Missing out on a couple hundred bucks for groceries for a couple months is nothing compared to the devastation 100-300% premium increases would cost, both in lives and livelihoods.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Health care > SNAP.
Missing out on a couple hundred bucks for groceries for a couple months is nothing compared to the devastation 100-300% premium increases would cost, both in lives and livelihoods.
Missing out on a couple hundred bucks for groceries for a couple months is nothing compared to the devastation 100-300% premium increases would cost, both in lives and livelihoods.
The best part is it’s not even an elephant, it’s a rhino.
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The best part is it’s not even an elephant, it’s a rhino.
Literally this. The billionaires spend more money bribing government officials and donating to their campaigns than they would ever pay in the meager tax hikes they’re trying to stop.
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Literally this. The billionaires spend more money bribing government officials and donating to their campaigns than they would ever pay in the meager tax hikes they’re trying to stop.
Or straight up lying to you
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Or straight up lying to you
Texas leads the nation in making it as hard as possible to vote.
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Texas leads the nation in making it as hard as possible to vote.
Imagine being paid so well, when a CEOs only job is to report to shareholders what the other C-titles have reported to you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Imagine being paid so well, when a CEOs only job is to report to shareholders what the other C-titles have reported to you.
Let’s just see if the media can stop labeling him “Democratic Socialist” every time they mention him, and simply call him “Mayor”
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Let’s just see if the media can stop labeling him “Democratic Socialist” every time they mention him, and simply call him “Mayor”
And let’s also tell Arnold that he needs to “get back to the choppah!!!”
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
And let’s also tell Arnold that he needs to “get back to the choppah!!!”