Grandpa Beans
beanstop.bsky.social
Grandpa Beans
@beanstop.bsky.social
I'm looking for my grandson.
No, you're welcome
February 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
He might be interested if indian country accepted him. But like my no-good grandson, he is a pariah! God-bless!
February 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
One time, me and that no-good grandson were on our way to GON and we broke down in the desert. That effer drank 32 mickeys of Jose Cuervo, tore off all his clothes (left his socks on), and started doing a rain dance. He kept sining ndn too. Anyways, he got heat stroke and we missed the powow.
February 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My grandson read "conquest of bread" and I thougnt that fucker about gonna be a history on frybread. Anyways, I think the anti-christ is saying that calling charity mutual aid is like bringing potato salad to the potluck and calling it community action when all i ded was peel potatoes.
February 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What a biting commentary! Anyways, my grandson got thrown in again. Fok, he's chasing white tail (not the deer) and got too drunk and passed out in someone's yard. Anyways, you know border towns, them cops picked him up and now he's doing 30 days for criminal trespassing.
February 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Every part of the buffalo! Aho!
February 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
DO YOU HAVE A CHAIN?! Useless grandson broke mine trying to get the Lincoln out of dipshit coulee! (Named after him)
February 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Ho piss, lakotaham, that ain't ever your tribe! Better knock that shitf off! I may hate him but I don't want no bad medicine around my grandson. Christ alive, he already sees shit when he drinks! Last week we was muttering about the devil at town pump and I told that little fok to go pray!
February 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Lakotaham and my grandson are friends. Last week, that no-good little bugger got the skid steer stuck in the ditch! Wouldn't you know it, we was two sheets to the wind talking in ndn tongues! I called the holy man quick but he was busy at BINGO. Grandson is fine.
February 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I support all ndns. Except my grandson. That little fucker siphoned all the gas out my Lincoln. He doesn't even have a car! Fucker huffed that shit until he turned blue and he fell asleep in the tub!
February 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey lakotmanz my grandson had a question: Why you, as da lakotaman, ostensibly from a tribe that is a beacon of resistance against empire, talk so much about useless liberal white people shit? Is it a recursive activity that reinforces your fleeting, digital value?
February 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I agree that everyone should be treated with dignity and respect. Except my grandson, I'd throw that fucker in the gulag myself if he'd just come home! I still need smokes!
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Yeah, my grandson is a half-breed so I can only get angry at half of him. Little prick was supposed to change the oil in the truck but he took off instead. I found my truck up Badger, and the engine was blown! Are you going to reimburse me?
January 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You know what else is freezing? My goddamn trailer cause my no-good grandson stole my propane heater again!
January 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Speaking of jobless moochers, have you seen my grandson? He had an interview for the enrollment office but that little bugger never showed up!
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think my grandson (zero qualifications), should quit hiding at his woman's house and go get me my goddamn smokes! Will you please stop mdn posting and talk to him for me?
January 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My grandson always says honor the treaties, but that little prick never read a book in his life. In fact, he seems to apply pan-indian thinking to everything he says and not once ever gets into the complex socio-political circumstances of his tribe. Anyways, I want my $10.
January 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
How about you tell me where my grandson is?
January 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I feel bad when my grandson steals my power tools and hocks them for beer money. Little fucker stole $10 too!
January 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM