Beanstalk
@beanstalksagain.bsky.social
My core belief is that all people are people.
Reasonably well-informed, but not the arbiter of anything. I think lively debate in good faith makes us all better, but I don’t want to fight anyone on the internet.
I’m gonna follow you if I like your dog. 🐶
Reasonably well-informed, but not the arbiter of anything. I think lively debate in good faith makes us all better, but I don’t want to fight anyone on the internet.
I’m gonna follow you if I like your dog. 🐶
I’m pretty sure my dog is a Republican, so I’ve restricted her to my banner.
April 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m pretty sure my dog is a Republican, so I’ve restricted her to my banner.
Artemis once more coming in with a face that perfectly captures the vibe.
April 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Artemis once more coming in with a face that perfectly captures the vibe.
Pit bulls are MURDER DOGS. Specifically, mine is GHOSTFACE.
April 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Pit bulls are MURDER DOGS. Specifically, mine is GHOSTFACE.
My post-Liberation Day targeted ads have suddenly taken a fun & sexy turn. We spiralin’, huh?
April 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My post-Liberation Day targeted ads have suddenly taken a fun & sexy turn. We spiralin’, huh?
Happy Liberation Day! We shall celebrate with memes as old and tired and desperate for the true death as the economic policies which prompted them.
April 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Happy Liberation Day! We shall celebrate with memes as old and tired and desperate for the true death as the economic policies which prompted them.
You know shit’s tough for the GOP when EVEN MY REPUBLICAN DOG KNOWS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
We got to the part where Habba says, “He is skyrocketing right now,” and girlfriend tilted her head so far sideways it almost fell off.
We got to the part where Habba says, “He is skyrocketing right now,” and girlfriend tilted her head so far sideways it almost fell off.
March 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You know shit’s tough for the GOP when EVEN MY REPUBLICAN DOG KNOWS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
We got to the part where Habba says, “He is skyrocketing right now,” and girlfriend tilted her head so far sideways it almost fell off.
We got to the part where Habba says, “He is skyrocketing right now,” and girlfriend tilted her head so far sideways it almost fell off.
Loose lips might sink ships,
But group chats sink kakistocrats.
But group chats sink kakistocrats.
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Loose lips might sink ships,
But group chats sink kakistocrats.
But group chats sink kakistocrats.
Tired after a long day in the group chat.
March 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tired after a long day in the group chat.
Accountability is BACK, Mom!!
March 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Accountability is BACK, Mom!!
me in the national security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
me in the national security team group chat
Spoke too soon.
Guess she spent the day on conservative YouTube on the absence of VPR.
“Fuck your feelings, Mom! MAGAAAA!”
Guess she spent the day on conservative YouTube on the absence of VPR.
“Fuck your feelings, Mom! MAGAAAA!”
March 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Spoke too soon.
Guess she spent the day on conservative YouTube on the absence of VPR.
“Fuck your feelings, Mom! MAGAAAA!”
Guess she spent the day on conservative YouTube on the absence of VPR.
“Fuck your feelings, Mom! MAGAAAA!”
For the record, this is what it looks like when you tell your tradCath MAGA Mom that tensions are escalating with Canada, she says all you can do is pray and fast, and you attempt to end the conversation with a dog pic.
So… she actively voted FOR The End Times…?
So… she actively voted FOR The End Times…?
March 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
For the record, this is what it looks like when you tell your tradCath MAGA Mom that tensions are escalating with Canada, she says all you can do is pray and fast, and you attempt to end the conversation with a dog pic.
So… she actively voted FOR The End Times…?
So… she actively voted FOR The End Times…?
Today is this hideous creature’s 3rd birthday (Pic is last year. “Et 3, Brute?” didn’t quite have the same ring.)
Celebrating by spending the day reflecting on the true meaning of the Ides of March together. 🌈
Celebrating by spending the day reflecting on the true meaning of the Ides of March together. 🌈
March 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Today is this hideous creature’s 3rd birthday (Pic is last year. “Et 3, Brute?” didn’t quite have the same ring.)
Celebrating by spending the day reflecting on the true meaning of the Ides of March together. 🌈
Celebrating by spending the day reflecting on the true meaning of the Ides of March together. 🌈
Thank you! 🥹 I know she’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but she’s a pretty indisputably happy, hammy girl.
March 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Thank you! 🥹 I know she’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but she’s a pretty indisputably happy, hammy girl.
Disgusting dog in question
March 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Disgusting dog in question
Big fan of this one, though Reddit is saying there was a “How can he ski without a spine?” and “America is not your couch, Vance,” both of which sound delightful
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Big fan of this one, though Reddit is saying there was a “How can he ski without a spine?” and “America is not your couch, Vance,” both of which sound delightful