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After a year of teaching a class: “Miss, you’re actually really nice!”
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 AM
After a year of teaching a class: “Miss, you’re actually really nice!”
A few years ago, I had a good idea and my kid was astounded. I commented smugly, “Not just a pretty face.” And they replied, “I know you don’t have a pretty face!” - Last week, they referred to me as “unugly” in their Christmas card.
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
A few years ago, I had a good idea and my kid was astounded. I commented smugly, “Not just a pretty face.” And they replied, “I know you don’t have a pretty face!” - Last week, they referred to me as “unugly” in their Christmas card.
Tatsächlich, ja. Keine Ahnung, warum. Schlafmangel??
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Tatsächlich, ja. Keine Ahnung, warum. Schlafmangel??
Das ist schön ausgedrückt. Mir geht es ähnlich, nur ohne die Öffentlichkeitsrolle. Und es gibt mir Hoffnung.
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Das ist schön ausgedrückt. Mir geht es ähnlich, nur ohne die Öffentlichkeitsrolle. Und es gibt mir Hoffnung.
How many golden toilets per arse are appropriate?
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How many golden toilets per arse are appropriate?
Reminds me of this memorial after Voldemort had taken over the Ministry of Magic.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Reminds me of this memorial after Voldemort had taken over the Ministry of Magic.
Putting “rechts” into Rechtsstaat
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Putting “rechts” into Rechtsstaat