Fartz McClintock
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beansisprettygood.bsky.social
Fartz McClintock
@beansisprettygood.bsky.social
He/him. Dirty leftist. Vegetarian. Cannabis enthusiast. Plant Dad. 1312, landlords are parasites, eat the rich.
bummer!
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
hey you found your chiles
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
here if you need it comrade, good luck!
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
yeah no that's the point
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I'm in nc and i could probably hook you up with some reapers. i think someone who works in my building grows them.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
there's a third option: extinction
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
because she is baby
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
someday you'll find a real Dom to beat the brat right out of you
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
glad you're back, i thought you might have gotten thrown in the gulag that one protest
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
don't forget four men try to keep up with the funniest woman in the world and also play something similar to d&d
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
let's get married
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
that's rough buddy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
spoobies
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
that's wild, I'm always worried my subs are overstating the punishment they can take but even then a good dom knows how to listen and adjust so they don't actually damage their toys. Tell these boys to message me,I'll teach them right.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
candyland is the visual novel of board games. not yucking your yums, i just don't know where they get off calling it a game.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
what? are people telling you they're going to beat your ass and then just not? i was just talking to a new sub about vanilla sex and how it can be nice sometimes but i would never say i was going to use her and then just try for some slow mish or whatever, that's just rude and dishonest.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
shitty bbq
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
do you like need my address or?
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
fingerfood is right there
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
fry from futurama is shown in a close up
ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
well now I'm less sure you don't have a crush on me
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i don't think you have a crush on me but if i come to Denver can we just establish a dead drop for you to leave me a pie?
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
this is an ideal relationship. my partners love the whip but neither of them bake.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Habibi no
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM