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Oh Christmas Bea
@beanotafraid.bsky.social
I’m like if a bear was a lesbian
She/They
Slept with a girl into puppy play ONE (1) time and now the advertisement gods think I own a dog
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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NO AMOUNT OF NOSTALGIA IS WORTH TRANS LIVES. If I see any of you hoes consumin’ any amount of HP content this holiday season, it’s over. Stop supporting terfs and funding hate. I’m so over it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Officially added “They/Them/Theirs” to my email signature
The woke gay agenda is alive and well in the state of IL
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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buck and eddie like and share if you agree 🔛🔝
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Friends with benefits but the benefits are that i make soup, we fall in love, and then adopt 20 cats
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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i love being gay
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Telling my Finch app what a good boy I am
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Spending the day ripping flooring up with my bare hands, feral girl fall is HERE
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
SHOUTOUT TO ME WHO FINALLY GOT TO A 700 CREDIT SCORE
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“Imagine a corn dog, swaddled in a manger.”
-Téa
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Legit thought Dick Cheney was already dead????? Wild.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey so turns out I have the “Only matches with people 80+ miles away from me” gene and let me tell you it FUCKING SUCKS
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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aaAHHHHH
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My landlord once a month
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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god i am so fucking gay someone put me out of my misery PLS
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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My wife just equated Trump building the ballroom as “leaving his mark like that one guy who left ‘skid marks’ on that girl’s sheets.”
October 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The only person allowed to have an opinion is Kay Poyer
October 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It only took watching 1 (one) episode of hit tv show 9-1-1 before a voice told me to make this meme
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
She Amazon on my Web Services till I crash
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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There’s no way eating 2-4 cups of lentils a day will backfire on me. It’s a normal amount of fiber.
October 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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“Sometimes you just gotta accept you reach too close to the sun…. With your mouth.” Wife
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Brb, rotating a 3d model of @jetbug.bsky.social in my mind
October 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Oliver Stark:
October 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Btw I got in a wreck :(
I’m okay but Shelly needs repairs :(
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM