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Maureen Yost-Zahn
@beaniezee.bsky.social
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Fantasy writer by night, cat herder 24/7, will jump out of a moving car to pet your dog | 💍 | NJ➡️PNW | VP22 / Viable Paradise 2018

I’m also on the others apps as [@]beaniezee
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike
An illustration of a toucan
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Text that’s in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign poster says, “Jail for Mother, for One Thousand Years.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band

(…they’re thinking of changing their name)
A screenshot from Daria of the grunge band Mystik Spiral.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Anywho, here are some more tiny books that I’m making
A close up of several sizes of tiny books covers. The biggest is “The Search for Any Fucks to Give” by Dawn P. Tain. Next to it are a pair of covers that are about half its size. One is “This Meeting Could Have Been an Email” by David Eddings, and the other is “The Green Hunter” by Airry Pearry. There are two more in the background that are even smaller, but they’re out of focus and the titles aren’t clear. An overhead picture of a tiny book block and a tiny book cover. The book is titled “In My Stevie Nicks Era” and it’s by Syd Gilmour. There’s text on the back cover but it’s too small to read clearly.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I caught the end of it!
A rainbow over green trees and a grey house
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A list of foods that a certain cat burglar *will* steal:
- bread, bagels, English muffins, etc
- chicken
- ice cream
- Swedish fish

The criminal, for reference:
A close up of an irritated orange and black cat with green eyes. Her tongue is sticking out.
October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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everyone’s channeling Adaine Abernathy
A meme of two muscular men shaking hands. The text over the Black man’s arm says Melinoë, and the text on the white man’s arm says Portland. The text above their hands says, “Magic is real and so is my frog.”
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Hell-bicycle wheel from Spokane
A wall sign that says “hello.” The letters are all in different fonts, except for the O which is a bike wheel for some reason
October 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Don’t worry, we’re very well protected over here in Portland, we have a ferocious guard dog on duty
A brown dog peeks out through a window on a front door, his face barely visible and his nose press up on the glass. There’s also a sicker that says “guard dog on duty.”
September 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
Three panels from Dungeon Meshi. The top panel is of a beautiful anime elf man, with a caption that says, “Senshi? Why aren’t you holding anything?” In the next panel, the elf, now surrounded with flowers, replies, “because it’s too heavy.” The third panel is of a very confused halfing, staring off into middle distance.
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I got a whole stand so that I didn’t have to embroider on her, yet she’s still in my way
A grey and orange cat is passed out on my lap. In the foreground is a WIP attached to the arm of a tall embroidery stand.
September 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Bonus hangry cat
An orange and black cat hungrily stares over the arms of a pair of couches.
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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When they’re hungry but you catch them posing for an album cover
A wide angle shot of three pets in a slightly messy living room. On the left is a medium-sized dog who is looking away from the camera. On the right, sitting on the back of a couch, is a longhair cat: her front paws are stretched out and crossed. In the middle, facing the camera, is another cat. She glares hungrily.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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This was about two minutes after she sneezed on my arm.
A grey and orange can sits on my lap with one arm on my arm and her head titled up. Her eyes are mostly closed and she has an extremely satisfied look on her face.
September 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Sarah Silverman, best known for playing Rain Robinson in Star Trek: Voyager
A still from Star Trek Voyager, with Sarah Silverman in the middle
September 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September

(look, it worked for me for August, I ain’t going to chance it for Sept)
An illustration of a nut pug from Dimension 20’s “Cloudward, Ho!” It is a very happy pug in a nutshell.
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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The Strung Harp
An embroidery of an Irish harp with shamrocks and thistle growing through its strings.
August 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Yes, I did spend the last hour making these
August 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Cats yelling in slow motion is my new favorite genre.
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.

(it’s my birthday month, I’m not gonna risk it)
A photo of aurora borealis. On top is Principal Skinner serving Super Nintendo Chalmers some steamed hams.
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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They’re ready! 🎉
A long-haired orange and black cat lick her lips A long-haired grey and orange cat with her head resting on my arm looks up at the camera
July 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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pls, this dog
A brown dog with bright brown eyes stares at the camera. His head contains no thoughts.
July 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Ok, but… This meme lives rent-free in my head
A three-paneled meme: in the top left is a woman in a dress with text that says “girls after transitioning.” The top right has a bald shirtless guy with a lot of muscles and says “boys after transitioning.” The bottom panel says “non-binary people after transitioning.” The photo is David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth.
July 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Ah yes, the evil billionaire who’s already destroyed the government clearly has the best interests in mind for the “80% in the middle.”
A screenshot of part of a graphic of an Elon Musk tweet in a Wikipedia article. In it, Musk had tweeted a poll asking “is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?” The poll had 80.4% votes for yes, and 19.6% votes for no.”
July 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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she is shocked! SHOCKED to find that gambling is going on in here.
An orange and black cat with white feet sits on a table with a shocked look on her face.
July 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM