@twaudittime.bsky.social might be able to help you out with this

Nope. For the same year. You do a litter picking shift once a day and outside of that you're free to avail yourself of everything the festival has to offer.

You talking about fireworks or dogs?

As someone who has actually done the job of cleaning up at Glastonbury several times I can reliably inform you that they don't get paid a penny. The work is done voluntarily in exchange for a ticket (and meals).

Did you lose your virginity in your 50s or something?

I thought it was a nicely subtle indicator that these were two men of advancing years

"while years ago you could walk into a pub and reasonably expect that Guinness wouldn't be served there". What pubs? How many years ago? I don't think I've ever stepped foot in a pub in my 44 years of heavily-drinking life that doesn't serve Guinness.

I briefly thought you meant the Las Vegas casino there

Apart from the fact that Claude Moët was French and the Dutch don't use umlauts, this is absolutely spot on.

Petrol is pretty decent

Nob dysfunction?

The heated screen is primarily used to get rid of internal fogging, not external ice.

It is a specific thing when you are using those specific things though isn't it? Don't think anyone is suggesting they're new. Just being specific.

The thing missed here is that all penises named after their custardian guardian must be called "Little", regardless of humungousness, because they have to be physically smaller than the person they are attached to. That's just physics.