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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch
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(he/him) Nerdighter, TBFighter, musician, pile of baked beans in the shape of a Furby. Help us #EndTB by visiting https://tbfighters.org
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WHO CAN SAY IF I'VE BEEN CHANGED FOR THE BETTER, BUT BECAUSE I KNEW YOU, I HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR GOOD
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Wait wait wait
PROJECT for AWESOME
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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“GAZOONKAS for GOOD” In the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign poster
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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LOOKING for ALASKA
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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GOD DAMN THEM ALL, I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD, WE'D FIRE NO GUNS, SHED NO TEARS, NOW I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PIER, THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIVATEERS
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Mamdani for NYC campaign graphic style but with the words “I LONG FOR A WORLD WITHOUT TUBERCULOSIS”
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Boy do I have news for you!
Screenshot of the Taco Bell app open to the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos ingredient customization, where seasoned beef can be swapped for black beans, beans, chicken (for an extra $0.90), steak (for an extra $1), slow-roasted chicken (for an extra $1), or potatoes.
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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What do you mean? Your dad turned 216 on February 12th of this year. He’s in his teens!
Abraham Lincoln[b] (February 12, 1809
October 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I put bowties on all three cats and I think this was the best decision I’ve ever made. Someday I’ll get good pictures of the voids, but for now there is this:
A poorly-lit photo of a black male cat in an orange bowtie with skeletons and pumpkins on it. He is lying on a bed and looking up at the camera like he didn’t know it was supposed to be his turn with the brain cell and he was unprepared for this moment. A small black cat on a living room chair she recently disheveled, wearing a black, white, and orange Halloween bowtie. She is just about to flop on her back for belly rubs and so is slightly leaning while looking towards me. A chonkier black cat loafing on a pair of Pizzamas pajama pants on an unmade bed, nearly asleep, with a white bowtie with purple and orange pumpkins and other Halloween images. The bowtie has moved to the side instead of the front but actually makes her look even cuter.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The void is tired of staring and must rest
A black cat curled up behind my blanket-covered legs on the couch, with her face jammed into the space between couch cushions The same scene from a slightly higher angle, where the lighting makes the cat more of a black hole in the couch with some cute little ears.
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Broooooooo you should totally try today’s #NerdfArters prompt
A Gubbins postcard with the cartoon guy looking up in widemouthed awe from the bottom right corner. The word “BROO” in colored tiles is lined up repeatedly, overlapping so it just looks like “BROOOOOOOO” in an arc above the face. In the bottom left corner is the word “ZING” in small uppercase letters.
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Wonderful #NYCC day today. Got to see Celia Rose Gooding and others from SNW and the new Starfleet Academy in a panel, and ended with a trip through Artist Alley where I got these incredible playmats from @tylerwalpole.bsky.social and @crystalsully.bsky.social!
A TCG playmat with Tyler Walpole’s gorgeous art of the Mighty Nein in all their spellcasting, sword-slinging glory, plus Matt the DM flipping through a magical tome. It’s very much an “Avengers assemble!” collection of the characters all around Matt. It is signed Tyler Walpole 2025. Another TCG playmat, this time probably the sickest dragon you’ve ever experienced, by Crystal Sully. The image is a lot of blues, purples, and pinks, and with the greens and bright bright pinks in just the right places, it feels like looking at an intricate blacklight poster, when in reality it’s only illuminated by a normal hotel room lamp. The mat is signed in the lower left Crystal Sully
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Hope is the thing with feathers,
And so is Vax.
And Caleb probably has feathers as spell components.

I didn’t ask for anything specific, but this ended up being the perfect autograph message for me (and not just because of the play on words)!

Go raibh míle maith agat, @voiceofobrien.bsky.social!
The inside cover of a Daggerheart rulebook, which is purple with a repeating pattern of lighter purple Daggerheart logos, with a golden autograph that reads, “To Connor! Hold on to Hope! Liam O’Brien”
October 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Did I buy this oversized d20 just because it had @devenrue.com’s map art on it? Well, no, but mostly! It’s soooo pretty!
A large d20 made of a clear plastic outer layer covering the inner surface onto which a map of Exandria is drawn. The numbers are gold and the 20 is replaced by the Critical Role logo of a vertical sword pointing down in front of an icosahedron. The die is in a nice black foam inside a nice square box. The same die, now out of the box, being held up close to show the section of the map with the Kryn Dynasty label. The same die held at a different angle to show The Tal’Dorei Republic, the Dividing Plains, and Kymal The bottom of the die’s box, which reads: CRITICAL ROLE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OVERSIZED D20 PACKAGING & DICE DESIGN BY: ELENA HARRIS @ERH_DESIGNS MAP ART BY: DEVEN RUE @DEVEN_RUE CRG-10ANN-DC 8 10140 60296 1 2025 ©️ GILMORE'S GLORIOUS GOODS LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. CRITICAL ROLE, VOX MACHINA, MIGHTY NEIN, BELLS HELLS, CHARACTER NAMES, ASSOCIATED LOGOS AND IMAGES ARE ALL TRADEMARKS OF CRITICAL ROLE LLC CRITROLE.COM | @CRITICALROLE WARNING! Choking hazard - small parts Not suitable for children under three years CE Made in China
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Oh man you would appreciate the meaning behind the dice boutonnieres I made! 10 and 7 for the wedding date, 9 on a dodecahedron because Mighty Nein and the beacon, and then the colors for Fjord, Jester, and the wedding theme:
A faux baby’s breath boutonniere with three dice in the place of some colorful flowers. In a two-on-one arrangement, the dice are a pink percentile die with the 10 facing out, a green d10 with 7 facing out, and on the bottom is a blue d12 with 9 facing out. The boutonniere is pinned to a black graduation robe with decorative metal clasps sewn on, which is worn over a white tux shirt and bowtie. The shirt has large, round, silver button covers with a floral/leaf pattern etched into them. The overall effect is that of a wedding outfit a wizard might wear.
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Important #PizzaBabyUpdate!!!
The Domino’s pizza tracker progress bar completely filled and showing the order has been delivered
October 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Took a quick break from fixing flutes to do what I believe is my first ever #NerdfArters art!
Three side-by-side pages of a paper-and-cardstock repair ticket (the original, the carbon copy sheet, and the final carbon copy cardstock page) with a poorly-done drawing of a mustachioed, bespectacled man and the word “PIZZA”, drawn in one unbroken pencil line. The man’s head is far too tall and skinny, and there is no indication of hair. The nose has also been forgotten. Across the bottom of the tickets lies the pencil used to make the drawing.
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Domino’s Tracker: Know the status of your order, from the moment it’s prepared to the second it leaves our store for delivery or is ready to be picked up. Your order is in the oven - Angela-6 put your order in the oven at 4:51 P.M. (The already completed progress bar steps are Order Placed, Prep, and Bake, and the upcoming steps are Quality Check and Delivery)
October 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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@dftbarecords.bsky.social Is this a typo in the pajama pants size chart? As I was typing this I realized “15.75-17.3” would make L fit the same pattern as everything else, so I assume that was the intended waist range there?
Close up of a sizing chart. The sizes in frame are M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. The second row lists measurements 38, 40.75, 41.5, 42.3, and 43.1. The third row lists measurement ranges 15-16.5, 17.75-17.3 (circled), 16.5-18, 17.3-19, and 18-19.7.
September 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Felicia being very helpful before a TBFighters advocacy session:
A black cat laying completely across a computer keyboard and blocking half the monitor. She seems to find it slightly uncomfortable but does not care one bit that a human might need the keyboard. Also, a roll of duct tape is being used as a cupholder for a Cumbies soda for some reason.
September 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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We’re tube bags:
Two hands holding the ends of one of those cylinderish toys that is basically a bag tube of water. This one has little rubber fish toys floating in it.
August 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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This you?
Ha, that’ll teach you to, uhhh… um… huh.
Literally just a screenshot of the exact post this is a reply to
August 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Vadestown
A long meme of many images stitched on top of each other in a long strip. The scene is from near the end of Revenge of the Sith, where Darth Vader has just received his suit and helmet and robotic prosthetics that make Vader Vader, at the moment when he asks Palpatine about Padme and learns that he killed her. The final frame is when Vader reacts to this news and the camera zooms out as he throws his head back and screams, “Noooo!!!” However, the captions are rather different from the original dialogue for this scene, and are as follows, starting with Vader and then Palpatine responding, and so on: Eurydice? Hey, the big artiste! Ain't you working on your masterpiece? Where is she? Brother, what do you care? You'll find another muse somewhere Where is she? Why do you wanna know? Wherever she is, is where I'll go What if I said she's down below? Down below? Down below Six-feet-under-the-ground below She called your name before she went But I guess you weren't listening No...
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Screenshot from the Lord of the Rings sloppily edited into a meme such that the orc leader has the Focus Friend bean for a face, and the text now reads “The age of ChatGPT is over. The time of the bean has come.”
August 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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It is false to suggest—as some recently have—that Google has forgotten about this phrase:
Cell phone photo of a computer screen open to an Incognito window in Chrome. In the Google search bar, the partial phrase “it is false to sugg” has been typed. The first suggestion in the list below the bar is “it is false to suggest as some recently have”.
August 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM