i have to frequently walk past the theater where the cursed child is playing. so i see fans in hogwarts uniforms on the regular and it's so depressing

i think if i were at home and could pause for bathroom and snack breaks i would enjoy this a lot more. this didn't feel like a one of those long movies one can lock into, but they did grab me eventually

please do. paper straws are a sensory nightmare

and the two of them look so good together. fuck.

my other thought was "gary cole??" because harvey birdman

in all fairness, if not for the dozens of kids, the movie might not have felt like it began during the battle of hastings. but it did have pisspoor time management regardless

9, and then the lights went down. i've gotten used to another commercial being snuck in between trailers so final tally will be 10-11. i hate it here so much

8 now

oh gosh. what a nightmare

bold of you to think he can be taught anything

that's not giving money away. that's transferring funds.

"wow, you didn't know this thing i knew?" one of the more irritating genres of tweet