bealund.bsky.social
@bealund.bsky.social
This might be your hottest take yet. Flying is increasingly expensive for increasingly shitty service and less personal space. You can accept that it’s no longer a luxury and adjust your expectations accordingly, but I won’t be doing that until that’s reflected in the price.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This might be your hottest take yet. Flying is increasingly expensive for increasingly shitty service and less personal space. You can accept that it’s no longer a luxury and adjust your expectations accordingly, but I won’t be doing that until that’s reflected in the price.
Sometimes you just see a contestant and immediately form a parasocial relationship with them.
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sometimes you just see a contestant and immediately form a parasocial relationship with them.
Also feels important to note most physical media store went out of business because of Amazon and other behemoth retailers long before streaming was really a concern. RIP Media Play.
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Also feels important to note most physical media store went out of business because of Amazon and other behemoth retailers long before streaming was really a concern. RIP Media Play.
McGriddle walked so this could give you the runs
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
McGriddle walked so this could give you the runs
Resoundingly no
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Resoundingly no
You’re addicted to getting yelled at online!
August 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You’re addicted to getting yelled at online!
I didn’t scream! I just immediately left the room and made it your problem.
August 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I didn’t scream! I just immediately left the room and made it your problem.
It was on the way to something else and I have no regrets.
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It was on the way to something else and I have no regrets.
Why not dick and anus? Balls are just Jimmy’s accessories
July 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why not dick and anus? Balls are just Jimmy’s accessories
Don’t forget when we saw them at Knitting Factory and we got free drinks because there was a rat in the venue and you brought it outside!
March 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Don’t forget when we saw them at Knitting Factory and we got free drinks because there was a rat in the venue and you brought it outside!
This was Union Square Whole Foods on Friday. Zero eggs!
February 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This was Union Square Whole Foods on Friday. Zero eggs!
This is Sawatdee erasure!
February 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is Sawatdee erasure!
It would be fine if the head wasn’t shaped like… that.
January 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It would be fine if the head wasn’t shaped like… that.
Which one were we? I’m thinking vomit.
January 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Which one were we? I’m thinking vomit.
He should be calling you Dr. Cleary
November 12, 2024 at 11:35 PM
He should be calling you Dr. Cleary
I’m appalled by the number of replies this question has already generated but: Dominos is the only answer.
October 24, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I’m appalled by the number of replies this question has already generated but: Dominos is the only answer.
Hits from Grandma
July 8, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Hits from Grandma
He actually said something more like “if you hadn’t been paying attention we’d be scraping you up off the sidewalk”
December 28, 2023 at 5:37 PM
He actually said something more like “if you hadn’t been paying attention we’d be scraping you up off the sidewalk”
I’m part of an ecosystem!
September 22, 2023 at 7:41 PM
I’m part of an ecosystem!