Beaing
@beaing.bsky.social
Woman. Sick of all the big hairy bullshit.
Why so there? With a majority can they not vote to remove?
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Why so there? With a majority can they not vote to remove?
Unless you're Dump, who is celebrating massively
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Unless you're Dump, who is celebrating massively
Ok so I leave a robot doing my dishes and laundry whilst I sit with a cup of tea. Who is smarter?
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Ok so I leave a robot doing my dishes and laundry whilst I sit with a cup of tea. Who is smarter?
What's that supposed to mean?
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
What's that supposed to mean?
Oh, I ain't ever gonna be let through those borders again. Wouldn't be surprised if they came to my house in Scotland and moved me a couple countries further away.
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh, I ain't ever gonna be let through those borders again. Wouldn't be surprised if they came to my house in Scotland and moved me a couple countries further away.
No no no absolutely no
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
No no no absolutely no
Maybe he meant to say "bullshit" but tripped over extra syllable?
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Maybe he meant to say "bullshit" but tripped over extra syllable?
I'm now sleeping in the spare room whilst the cat I'm allergic to remains with my husband because the noise he makes when locked out the bedroom is ungodly.
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm now sleeping in the spare room whilst the cat I'm allergic to remains with my husband because the noise he makes when locked out the bedroom is ungodly.
His pants are so on fire.
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
His pants are so on fire.
It came with a party hat, a joke and a wee bag of sweeties
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It came with a party hat, a joke and a wee bag of sweeties
My favourite this year was "Mania" by Lionel Shriver
December 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
My favourite this year was "Mania" by Lionel Shriver
My daughter wrote a spoof murder mystery for her father based loosely on the writings of Ian Rankin, called "Murderkill avenue"
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My daughter wrote a spoof murder mystery for her father based loosely on the writings of Ian Rankin, called "Murderkill avenue"
"Oh, baby, you're so talented. And they're so dumb" Sherrif Bart.
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"Oh, baby, you're so talented. And they're so dumb" Sherrif Bart.
See that scene at the end of Civil War where they drag the authoritarian pres out of the oval office and shoot him? Yeah, that speaks to me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
See that scene at the end of Civil War where they drag the authoritarian pres out of the oval office and shoot him? Yeah, that speaks to me.
Why are you presuming there is any integrity, independence, fairness or backbone in the press at the moment? They're either bought and paid for, or cowardly.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Why are you presuming there is any integrity, independence, fairness or backbone in the press at the moment? They're either bought and paid for, or cowardly.
There's so much to be done, and so few years now left to do it in. In the Wet, Nevil Shute.
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There's so much to be done, and so few years now left to do it in. In the Wet, Nevil Shute.
Are we sure it's the only typo?
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Are we sure it's the only typo?
Orange and yellow beats grey and brown any day!
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Orange and yellow beats grey and brown any day!
Ai is very soon to be over. Followed by the Internet
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Ai is very soon to be over. Followed by the Internet
Every single one of these delusional sycophants needs to be prosecuted for spreading disinformation when this craziness is over.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Every single one of these delusional sycophants needs to be prosecuted for spreading disinformation when this craziness is over.
And i shall never, ever forgive Cameron for letting it go ahead instead of taking it on advisement, like so many other referenda in Europe up to that point.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
And i shall never, ever forgive Cameron for letting it go ahead instead of taking it on advisement, like so many other referenda in Europe up to that point.
In the wake of GM food discussions, Americans were asked if they would eat anything containing DNA. Most responded "no".
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
In the wake of GM food discussions, Americans were asked if they would eat anything containing DNA. Most responded "no".
Make sure you're wiping the correct part
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Make sure you're wiping the correct part
Patel looks either cross eyed or rabbit-in-the-headlight terrified.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Patel looks either cross eyed or rabbit-in-the-headlight terrified.