The Conservative Party keeps saying that people with mental health issues should get a job. Hmmm, work sets you free. Now where have I heard that before 🤔.

When Nigel Farage tells you that it’s immigration that is making you poor, that it’s taking all the doctors appointments, that it’s filling the schools, that it’s occupying all the housing, I implore you to check how much the tax dodging, ex city banker Trump fanboys like him have stolen from you.

I was out for a stroll in the countryside and I spotted some cows playing hide and seek. Some were better than others but the black and white one had found the best hiding place.

We’ve been calling ourselves civilised for quite a few centuries now but we still think that the best way to deal with other countries is to run up to their borders with a big stick and then beat our chest and yell. Sheesh.

Just realised I forgot to wish everyone a happy Apocalypse Eve! Have a good one all y’all.