Beadlejuice
@beadlejuice.bsky.social
Hi, my name is __________, and I'm a recovering optimist.
It's been ___ days since my last "oh, gee, I think we just might be okay" moment...
(And for the record, we've *always* been this angry; it ain't a new thing... 😉😘)
It's been ___ days since my last "oh, gee, I think we just might be okay" moment...
(And for the record, we've *always* been this angry; it ain't a new thing... 😉😘)
"Oh noes, Bubba, we's caught!! " 🙀😹
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"Oh noes, Bubba, we's caught!! " 🙀😹
Seriously, loving for this kind of trolling 😁❤️
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Seriously, loving for this kind of trolling 😁❤️
Love the trolling... 😈
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Love the trolling... 😈
(Except sociopaths dont really have much in the way of fear; THIS coward-ass motherfucker is more of a malignant/ grandiose narcissist... but ya get the point)
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
(Except sociopaths dont really have much in the way of fear; THIS coward-ass motherfucker is more of a malignant/ grandiose narcissist... but ya get the point)
Go California!! 😁😘
(Hey, look! We also can pull a random quote out of an outdated book and make it seem like what just happened is preordained by the Divine...
Doesn't feel so good when it suits the *other* side, does it? 😘😈)
(Hey, look! We also can pull a random quote out of an outdated book and make it seem like what just happened is preordained by the Divine...
Doesn't feel so good when it suits the *other* side, does it? 😘😈)
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Go California!! 😁😘
(Hey, look! We also can pull a random quote out of an outdated book and make it seem like what just happened is preordained by the Divine...
Doesn't feel so good when it suits the *other* side, does it? 😘😈)
(Hey, look! We also can pull a random quote out of an outdated book and make it seem like what just happened is preordained by the Divine...
Doesn't feel so good when it suits the *other* side, does it? 😘😈)
And 'ere we go... 😈
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
And 'ere we go... 😈
Awww, punkin, did we hurt your feelings? 🙄
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Awww, punkin, did we hurt your feelings? 🙄
Sadly, most of our FOO are the ones in the white... 😕💔
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sadly, most of our FOO are the ones in the white... 😕💔
Seriously, win/win; take em ALL...
October 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Seriously, win/win; take em ALL...
As the bun says, we love that it was *meant* to be a beacon of hope, but now—?
💔🥺
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September 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
As the bun says, we love that it was *meant* to be a beacon of hope, but now—?
💔🥺
💔🥺
Colbert referred to this one as the "Maybelline Terminator" tonight, and we *died* 🤣😂😹
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Colbert referred to this one as the "Maybelline Terminator" tonight, and we *died* 🤣😂😹
On the bright side tho, there was couch time (and a cuh-RAZY football game; OT and then--?!!); we'll take our happy wherever we can get it... 🥰😺
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
On the bright side tho, there was couch time (and a cuh-RAZY football game; OT and then--?!!); we'll take our happy wherever we can get it... 🥰😺
Feeling these today.
RAWR, n shit!! 😘❤️🔥😈🐉🐲
RAWR, n shit!! 😘❤️🔥😈🐉🐲
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Feeling these today.
RAWR, n shit!! 😘❤️🔥😈🐉🐲
RAWR, n shit!! 😘❤️🔥😈🐉🐲
Just gonna set this down here....
September 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just gonna set this down here....
Our fearless leader:
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Our fearless leader: