they call it Calmomile Tea because it calms you down ☺️

before she called my name, the new dental hygienist told the receptionist that she lost her mug so she's been drinking coffee out of a gatorade bottle all week 👍

somehow every day i use 1 fork, 1 knife, 7 cups, and 19,000 spoons

getting inspired watching Andor, but taking the wrong lesson: HELL yeah, comrade. lets go huff rhydo

got a cold brew and the lady said "any sugar or cream" and I said no and she said "do you want me to leave room so you can add cream yourself" and I said no and she said "ok I left some room for you just in case" and I said alright thanks

there's a sick undercurrent to gen x nostalgia that we don't discuss. Not elaborating for now but I think we'll all come to know this

was eavesdropping on a group of people that are stood in front of me and one of them pointed directly at me and said "I feel bad for This Guy" lol lmao even

pausing Rashomon 40 minutes in so I can watch the new sam sulek video

nothing more embarrassing than playing smash bros with nieces and nephews at Thanksgiving and absolutely wrecking them and my brother walking in as im trying to tell them how I used to play competitively and them just not giving one shit and maybe not even being able to comprehend what I'm saying

90s cover bands are really important to the millennial ecosystem. Like if you removed wolves, everything would crumble if you got rid of three guys at the venue down the street singing songs from Dookie

heard a No Doubt song and a Gwen Stefani song in two different environments within 10 minutes of each other. Extremely neutral Omen, but an Omen nonetheless.

Shaboozey is one of those things I only know about because of Uber. Like Tether, or various back stories of 45 year old guys

walked past the registers at the grocery store and a lady was reading a magazine while she waited. she looked absolutely scandalized by something she read, immediately closed the magazine and put it back. and the cover just said "SOUPS & STEWS"

shaqaroni pizza calories