Maybe an ionising particle flipped his neck bit from 'on' to 'off'?

I tried to get fent thru the internet but sadly it was too big to fit through the cables

You just know they spent hours agonising over the language on the signs so as not to be too "divisive" or some such bullshit.

The whole polycule can watch!

"against impossible odds" most games are made to be completed...

Woag that's f'd up

Did you lay all those yrself??