Resting Beachface
@beachface.bsky.social
All aboard the crazy train… toot toot motherfucker! I skeet about FSU sports, Harry Styles/One Direction, my dogs and kids, some politics, and random shit. And I cuss. A fuckton.
For those who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
For those who celebrate
My friend Amy sent this to me last night. This photo is 30 years old. Her caption was “we are STILL smoking hot!”
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My friend Amy sent this to me last night. This photo is 30 years old. Her caption was “we are STILL smoking hot!”
The trees in my subdivision sure are pretty in the fall but damn do they wreak havoc on the streets and sewers.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The trees in my subdivision sure are pretty in the fall but damn do they wreak havoc on the streets and sewers.
The ACC is a tough gauntlet
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The ACC is a tough gauntlet
Our groomer has started sending report cards with a “school pic” and I am dead.
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Our groomer has started sending report cards with a “school pic” and I am dead.
You love to see it
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You love to see it
ESPN your greed is doing me a favor. I won’t be paying any additional money to watch my team.
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ESPN your greed is doing me a favor. I won’t be paying any additional money to watch my team.
Krypto is ready for the trick or treaters
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Krypto is ready for the trick or treaters
Buster and Murphy are NOT fans of the new Xmas sweaters.
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Buster and Murphy are NOT fans of the new Xmas sweaters.
You could have given me 100 chances to guess what Mookie Rodriguez looks like and I would have been wrong 100 times.
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You could have given me 100 chances to guess what Mookie Rodriguez looks like and I would have been wrong 100 times.
You might be thinking… “what an odd shirt to wear after last night’s game”. If so I would point out that this has the FSU BASEBALL logo on it and life is most definitely good as a fan of those boys.
Also after 13 years I finally fit back into this shirt so Imma wear it just cuz.
Also after 13 years I finally fit back into this shirt so Imma wear it just cuz.
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You might be thinking… “what an odd shirt to wear after last night’s game”. If so I would point out that this has the FSU BASEBALL logo on it and life is most definitely good as a fan of those boys.
Also after 13 years I finally fit back into this shirt so Imma wear it just cuz.
Also after 13 years I finally fit back into this shirt so Imma wear it just cuz.
Y’all I’m so proud of our little town. Well, at least 1/3 of our town. #NoKings #NoKingsDay
October 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Y’all I’m so proud of our little town. Well, at least 1/3 of our town. #NoKings #NoKingsDay
It took me damn near 2 years to get to this milestone, but baby steps I guess. 30-40 more to go!
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It took me damn near 2 years to get to this milestone, but baby steps I guess. 30-40 more to go!
After my nighttime routine, I searched for 5 minutes for the dogs to tell them it’s nite-nite time and they were already there.
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
After my nighttime routine, I searched for 5 minutes for the dogs to tell them it’s nite-nite time and they were already there.
Texts with my daughter in Italy.
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Texts with my daughter in Italy.
October 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s not the earliest I’ve ever bought presents before, but it’s the earliest I’ve wrapped before.
October 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s not the earliest I’ve ever bought presents before, but it’s the earliest I’ve wrapped before.
Go ahead and be-bop down those stairs like Obama. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
October 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Go ahead and be-bop down those stairs like Obama. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.
This guy is definitely saying “this could have been an email”
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This guy is definitely saying “this could have been an email”
What the fuck is this nastiness?
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What the fuck is this nastiness?
Love that my county sent out this warning 24 hours AFTER it happens. Fuckwits.
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Love that my county sent out this warning 24 hours AFTER it happens. Fuckwits.
They shipped my pants
September 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They shipped my pants