Not entirely sure why the BBC is giving him airtime.

Thank you for the research. I will report back on the result as I have a feeling the big red man will be delivering some new ones in a few days anyway.

This has never crossed my mind. Genius although please can you clarify the material of the upper of your slippers? Mine are sheepskin and worried not suitable for washing.

We’re overrun with them in south London. Bully out the other birds. Such a shame as would much rather listen to the robin and wren but all I hear now is squawking. Wish there was a way to dissuade them from visiting.

When I was at school my teacher used to write beautiful calligraphy. I bought a pen and did my homework all in a calligraphic script. It took me ages. I thought she’d be impressed but she made me redo it in normal script. I was gutted.

It’s primarily a way of describing an image for the visually impaired.

You were born for Alt Text.

Sheer joy