If we carry on the way we are, it'll be time for the tardigrades.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If we carry on the way we are, it'll be time for the tardigrades.
Here in the UK, Liz Truss is entitled to over £100k a year for life as an ex prime minister even though she was only in the job for about 6 disastrous weeks.
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Here in the UK, Liz Truss is entitled to over £100k a year for life as an ex prime minister even though she was only in the job for about 6 disastrous weeks.
Then we can teleport every billionaire into the centre of the sun
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Then we can teleport every billionaire into the centre of the sun
It's time to remove all billionaires
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November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It's time to remove all billionaires
Lock him up and seize everything he owns as the proceeds of crime.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Lock him up and seize everything he owns as the proceeds of crime.
What's the punishment for treason again?
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What's the punishment for treason again?
Lock him up as an accessory to sexual predation.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Lock him up as an accessory to sexual predation.
I read this about 15 years ago. It's probably worse now
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I read this about 15 years ago. It's probably worse now
It's time
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November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's time
I vaguely remember Tales of the Unexpected on tv when I was a kid. Didn't know it was by Roald Dahl though.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I vaguely remember Tales of the Unexpected on tv when I was a kid. Didn't know it was by Roald Dahl though.
"It was probable that there were some millions of proles for whom the Lottery was the principal if not the only reason for remaining alive. It was their delight, their folly, their anodyne, their intellectual stimulant."
George Orwell - 1984
George Orwell - 1984
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"It was probable that there were some millions of proles for whom the Lottery was the principal if not the only reason for remaining alive. It was their delight, their folly, their anodyne, their intellectual stimulant."
George Orwell - 1984
George Orwell - 1984
In a proper country, calling a political opponent a jihadist would get you sued
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In a proper country, calling a political opponent a jihadist would get you sued
It will take generations. The USA has been destroyed.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It will take generations. The USA has been destroyed.
There are few people who deserve the gallows as much as this thing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There are few people who deserve the gallows as much as this thing.
Where did the turkey get $2m?
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Where did the turkey get $2m?
If he could hurry up, that'd be great.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If he could hurry up, that'd be great.
Hopefully it ends with the richest man in the world being imprisoned for life for genocide
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hopefully it ends with the richest man in the world being imprisoned for life for genocide