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Trip to Vegas today got cancelled but I'm still off, so yesterday I told my wife to take a staycation downtown and I'll be with the kids. Thought this was bout to be light work - get em off to school, I chill during the day. One of em woke up sick so now we otw to the doctor
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trip to Vegas today got cancelled but I'm still off, so yesterday I told my wife to take a staycation downtown and I'll be with the kids. Thought this was bout to be light work - get em off to school, I chill during the day. One of em woke up sick so now we otw to the doctor
😂 he definitely hit one of these
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
😂 he definitely hit one of these
Sheesh. Post this in the locker room. Only Carolina Blue up there is Coach most likely to be fired
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sheesh. Post this in the locker room. Only Carolina Blue up there is Coach most likely to be fired
I know Eminem owns Shade45, but that don't mean we need to hear GUnit every hour on the other hip hop stations on SiriusXM. Keep that over there!
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I know Eminem owns Shade45, but that don't mean we need to hear GUnit every hour on the other hip hop stations on SiriusXM. Keep that over there!
😂 I love my Black folk. Why they have a fune for the baby's pacifier?!?
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
😂 I love my Black folk. Why they have a fune for the baby's pacifier?!?
Kids exploration of the world comes with no filter. Why the 5 year old ask my wife "Mom, did you see Nana die? What did it look like?"
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Kids exploration of the world comes with no filter. Why the 5 year old ask my wife "Mom, did you see Nana die? What did it look like?"
They definitely don't make commercials/jingles like they used to and that's word to Jamie King and Jingles 2000. Hoover had absolutely no business going that hard
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They definitely don't make commercials/jingles like they used to and that's word to Jamie King and Jingles 2000. Hoover had absolutely no business going that hard
Just had a Tahitian Treat for the first time in years (ELITE soda by the way) and messed around and looked at the total sugars...
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just had a Tahitian Treat for the first time in years (ELITE soda by the way) and messed around and looked at the total sugars...
Lord I know I said I didn't want rain for this baby party but can we at least get some cloud coverage???
October 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Lord I know I said I didn't want rain for this baby party but can we at least get some cloud coverage???
I wonder what's the other n-word he's referring to
September 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I wonder what's the other n-word he's referring to
"This isn't the America I know"
Black people:
Black people:
September 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"This isn't the America I know"
Black people:
Black people:
Next time I have a surprise for the girls I see I'ma have to keep it from my wife too. She done mentioned we're going to a concert twice in the last 24 hours after not saying anything for months. "Oh, I didn't mean concert y'all, I just meant wherever Dad is taking you"
September 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Next time I have a surprise for the girls I see I'ma have to keep it from my wife too. She done mentioned we're going to a concert twice in the last 24 hours after not saying anything for months. "Oh, I didn't mean concert y'all, I just meant wherever Dad is taking you"
That one video that always cheers you up:
August 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That one video that always cheers you up:
Took the girls to the bus stop/daycare this morning and the sky was looking kinda weird. After we dropped the big one off we saw a rainbow. The little one said "Maybe God made the sky look weird over there because he wanted us to notice the beautiful rainbow" you better preach girl!
August 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Took the girls to the bus stop/daycare this morning and the sky was looking kinda weird. After we dropped the big one off we saw a rainbow. The little one said "Maybe God made the sky look weird over there because he wanted us to notice the beautiful rainbow" you better preach girl!
Me last night when my wife had to tell them to move us to the bar area since they weren't going to honor happy hour in the main restaurant
August 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me last night when my wife had to tell them to move us to the bar area since they weren't going to honor happy hour in the main restaurant
"are you in the klan? Then why are you offended?"
August 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"are you in the klan? Then why are you offended?"
Brother, I got some news for ya
August 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Brother, I got some news for ya
"ok Rufai, we'll circle back to that!"
August 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"ok Rufai, we'll circle back to that!"
Great question. I've got Shoulder Lean but an argument could be made for Throw Some D's. All of em hits though
August 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Great question. I've got Shoulder Lean but an argument could be made for Throw Some D's. All of em hits though
After that abomination of a movie, when it comes to Ice Cube's acting
August 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
After that abomination of a movie, when it comes to Ice Cube's acting