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bdreynolds.bsky.social
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Migrating from X, P2/DF. Gonna be a lot of DFW Sports + Longhorns, occasionally some Trump/Cruz/Abbott/Paxton hatred thrown in for good measure. #8647
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bdreynolds.bsky.social
Damn, that one didn’t work
Crossword clue says “Penalty for bank fraud” I jokingly tried to enter “TRUMP PARDON” but it’s not enough letters
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Kill me
The December schedule of wacky dress up days at my kid’s school
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Suck it, other Brandons
A pop-up from a Linked In game telling me I’m smarter than 90% of Brandons
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Anyone know where I can hire a fluffer on a Saturday night?
A Christmas tree being put up, in need of fluffing
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Light it up! #hookem
Orange Christmas lights
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
I sent her this
Blah
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
My mother-in-law is silly. I would send a smart ass reply but she doesn’t really get jokes so I’m sure it would go over her head.
Text from mother-in-law asking if I’m going to watch the game, the game featuring my favorite team in all of sports playing their 2nd biggest rival.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Oh Rhyner, maybe it’s time to just enjoy retirement
Mike Rhyner falling for a fake NBA story that’s clearly marked as being from a parody account
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
This is tempting. Could be there by the end of the 1st
Cheap tickets for UNT game
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
What a perfect temp plate. I wonder if Elon personally requested these
Temp plate on a Tesla contains the number 88
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Unacceptable Facebook. Complete failure.
A gif search for “caddyshack waiting” does not give the most obvious result A gif search for “well we’re waiting” does not give the most obvious result
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Denton’s keeping it way weirder than Austin these days
An old pair of Nikes for sale on Facebook. The owner claims they were worn by Michael Jackson in a 1986 parade and is asking $50,000 for them.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
This Tesla just rear ended the other Tesla at 3 mph and my heart grew 3 sizes. So much for all of those sensors I guess.
Two teslas
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
If Ben Stein is 81 today, that means he was 42 in Ferris Bueller.
Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, looking at least 55
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Kyle Shanahan looks like a guy that would start talking to me when I’m trying to check out at the gas station to tell me what’s wrong with the Cowboys
The text says it all
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Attempting a Thanksgiving color scheme tonight
Red, orange, and yellow “Christmas” lights
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
A picture of space with a caption that says “when you wish upon a star, you’re a few million light years late. The star is dead just like your dreams.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Tree huggin’, love makin’, pro-choicin’, gay weddin’
Widespread diggin’ hippies like me
Pope Todd CDXX is sangin’
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Worst call in football history?
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Well that commercial’s an absolute lie
I asked ChatGPT for a recipe that says “I like you but let’s keep it cool” and instead of an actual recipe it gave me some bullshit saying “Recipe 1: Light & Flirty, Very Chill Recipe for Casual Interest Ingredients: • 1 dash of “I think you’re great” • 2 spoonfuls of “no rush, no pressure” • A sprinkle of curiosity Instructions: 1. Mix together a genuine compliment with a laid-back tone. 2. Stir in a reminder that you’re enjoying the pace. 3. Serve with a smile and absolutely zero expectations. Result: A message that says: “I like you, but I’m totally cool keeping things easy and relaxed.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
My heart skipped a beat for half a second as I scrolled through Facebook
Someone posted “a great man and a great loss. Rest in peace Mr. President.” But sadly, it’s about the anniversary of JFK’s death and not the sweet release for the yam.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Let me just peek in on X real quick, maybe things have gotten better over there.

Top of my feed…
An ad for John Cornyn followed by 3 replies calling him a RINO and saying they’re voting for noted adulterous felon Ken Paxton
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
Seriously, every fucking square that I need filled except marble instructions
Bingu
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
bdreynolds.bsky.social
I swear I get this square in the X on Bingu every week. Automatic loser card
Bingu square that reads “marble instructions shown” yet the fucking marble race doesn’t start until 10, which is always after Bingu is already over.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Looks like Cumulus sales are going great
An ad for WBAP, another cumulus station appears in the app for The Ticket
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM