Niggas be so unnecessarily extra. I’m in the salon getting this fresh mani/pedi before I show my ass today/tonight and the technician asks if he wants his nails buffed.

Did I need to spoil the end of have y’all seen this episode before?

Not a show from Shonda Rhimes and the Top Commentors on theShadeRoom’s instagram 💀

Once a reluctant Essential Worker, now I’m cozy on this couch, answering emails and living the soft life. I survived the dark days, and now my biggest crisis is whether to reheat my ginger tea. The badge of honor is gone—replaced by a blanket and zero regrets 🙂‍↕️

It was my first time and, like an idiot, I kept my eyes open when they put me in that bitch and lemme tell yall, BIG MISTAKE. It was how I imagine being slid into your grave while still alive feels.

Lemme tell yall sumn- them MRI/CAT scans ain’t for the faint of heart. I just spent 20+ mins in one and I cannot begin to tell yall how that machine had me questioning my manhood frfr.

As an equity partner of Black Bearded & Bald, lemme tell yall something- the feel of sharp clipper blades across my unsaved scalp is akin to the touch of a lover.

Last workout of 2024 tried to eat me up, but I ate right tf back 😮‍💨

as a matter of fact, YETH, I did 🙂‍↕️

I went, now where’s the Mac & cheese and ham?? 👀