Borrowing this excerpt from Pascal’s ‘Pensées’ to use verbatim as the preface to every work email I send from now on.

With all due respect, Instagram, (1) I don’t use Threads and (2) however that sentence ends, I’m not going to like it.

I’ve had this picture saved in my camera roll for many years and I’ve never known why, I just thought it was funny, and now I think it was meant to help you accomplish your goal. There is no need to thank me, but I will share my Venmo if you feel compelled.

I used to be fervently in favor of increasing taxes on the top 10% but recent events have changed me. I’m a trickle down man now.