Doesn't a calculator also rival human intelligence in key tasks?

Looks like ass. The sound mixing is abhorrent. And I have no compulsion to learn anything more about the Slopiverse it's set in.

6/ Nebula Flux designed revolutionary brain implants that can cure blindness. They pivoted to making chips that allow ‘Call of Duty’ players to remotely control actual soldiers in the field. 🧵 END

5/ Nebula Flux designed revolutionary brain implants that can cure blindness. They pivoted to making chips that allow ‘Call of Duty’ players to remotely control actual soldiers in the field. 🧵 5/6

4/ Cute[dot]sy broke onto the scene with an app that makes your kitten look even cuter. Their facial recognition tech is being used to help drones more reliably differentiate terrorists from school children. 🧵 4/6

3/ SketchGiggle helps kids draw with the assistance of a cute AI companion. They were acquired by DARPA to train freaky humanoid robots to stab better. 🧵 3/6

2/ Shaanti makes yoga matts from recycled Big Mac cartons. Their patents were purchased by the Pentagon to make flame-retardant flak jackets for ‘manosphere’ podcasters visiting active warzones. 🧵 2/6

1/ Fluffycloud Systems raised $100m with its promise to optimize project tracking. Their main client is the US Military, who uses their products to manage shipments of SPAM to frontline troops. 🧵 1/6

FYI the “hell yeah” is about the genAI pushback not the Hitler thing. Fuck Nazis (obviously).

Don't be silly. No one's actually read War & Peace.

VCs are people who went to prestigious schools and have amazing connections — but are still too stupid to be employed at a tech company.

As they say in the Bay Area: those who can’t build invest.