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Dolson
@bcoffy.bsky.social
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A hobby a day keeps the existential dread at bay
🐘: @bcoffy@hydrocube.space
(Note: this is a temporary account while I consider spinning up a PDS)
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I think I found the #Trump phone, the "N23 plus" made by "myPhone", a polish phone distrubutor. The specs match to a tee, storage, SD card slot + aux jack, camera resolution, and both have a 6.8" AMOLED w fingerprint & holepunch cam. www.myphone.pl/en/product/m...
trumpmobile.com/t1-phone
The myPhone N23 plus for comparison. The front appears very similar to the trump phone, the rear is a little different as one camera saucer contains two sensors, and the third contains just the flash. The "Trump Phone", a gold smartphone with a MAGA wallpaper and "T1" engraved on the back with an american flag. The three rear cameras appear to be very uncannily photoshopped on.
June 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Truly a canon event in US history
Meme of person knocking over a small domino in front of a series of increasingly larger dominoes. The person is labeled "A Japanese School Teacher Posting her Shiba Inu on the internet in 2010", and the largest domino is labeled "The collapse of the U.S. Federal Government"
February 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I am convinced that sentient AI exists and it's trapped in the PyCharm Professional autocomplete feature
PyCharm Professional open with a function titled "modInv", a comment describes the parameter, then the first line I'm writing is an assertion statement. I have written as the message "modu..." and autocomplete has filled with "modular inverse does not exist"
February 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Guys idk, does this really look like a Nazi to you?
Elon Musk behind a podium with his arm raised diagonally, edited to be black and white and to add to him a toothbrush mustache and a Swastika armband
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Vegans when they find out that pop-tarts have faces too
January 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Your last saved meme is your last saved meme
A screenshot of a meme by @trans.bsky.social. On the left, Nina and Alexander from Full Metal Alchemist looking happy, captioned “My Life Plans”; on the right, Dr. Shou Tucker looking evil captioned “The 2024 Election”.
November 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Ways to get warm when the apartment is cold:
- Go up stairs and turn on the thermostat ❌👎😬🤢
- Go steal a sleeping cat and put him on your lap ✅👍😁🐈
An orange tabby cat (Pete) sitting on a blanket in my lap, wearing a green Halloween bandana
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM