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Brian Long
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I formally request asylum.
Happy Independence Day! 🧨
Remember: East and West Florida declined their invitations to send delegates to the Continental Congress and fought for the British in the Revolutionary War.
Plus ça change.
July 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
March 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
La Coda Nostra
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The greatest hits of undepleted heavy metal from the hatchetman in the east are still laying basic beats down; don’t be fooled, the demo tracks alone can melt your face.

With apologies to CvB: Don’t mind the balalaika gap.
February 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just idol speculation, of course- I followed all his early hits before it was cool, before that offkey Soul duet with Bush. Just keeps rockin’ in the free world with the mineral deal the exec of his U.S. subsidiary remixed. мир родине, мир родине.
February 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Therefore demanding razzia on the internal cells of enemy Americans- starting with the disgruntled nuclear safety administration clerks who are obviously behind the putative poisoning.
February 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If Zelenskyy’s flight lands for his visit on Friday I hope his team has arranged a suite on a low floor with sealed windows. Because the radiological signature on his polonium luncheon will definitively source it to the Sarov Avangard reactor.
February 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
August Spies; winter soldiers.
February 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Oops, it’s V something day and we might have conceived an ascii diphthong.
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by Brian Long
"I know from my 20 years as a federal prosecutor that DOJ lawyers take an oath to support and defend the Constitution, not to carry out the president’s political agenda." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
A Blatant Violation of Legal Ethics
DOJ lawyers pride themselves on working for an organization that is unique among federal agencies in its independence from politics—for now.
www.theatlantic.com
February 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Back in junior high school I heard about something something Chernobyl explosion. These things happen. Like the mudslides in the palisades.
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
AP stands for what again?
February 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If I was renaming things, I’d riff on “The Gulf Between Memory and the Hole in the World.” Because Gulf Oil and British Petroleum are already taken. Lank lewe die golf van nuwe Spanje!
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Samoas and borscht
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s not yet substantiated that all of the DOGE wrecking crew kids are Peter Thiel’s blood boys.
February 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What if the senate had to confirm billionaires and not the other way ‘round.
February 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Vail’s not giving up their help that easy.
February 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The El Salvador deportee deal, their revision of their bitcoin law, and Musk’s seizure of the Treasury payments system all point to one thing.
February 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
2002.
February 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Jenin, 2001.
February 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue
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January 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My friends know I believe it important to honor and respect President Carter’s legacy; but I have to give credit where credit’s due. It took over three years of his term to run helicopters into planes, and that was outside the beltway.
January 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Hello old friends!
Reminiscing to some Pat Benatar A-sides earlier in my legwarmers to ward off the chilling effect here in South Park, I opened some vintage memberberries for an early supper. Got an authentic second generation Greedo and a Trump Shuttle boarding pass from National. Cracker Jack!!
January 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Reposted by Brian Long
This is your daily reminder that this really did happen.
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM