Fretful Porpentine
@bcky.bsky.social
To have for one’s heart
The heart that a ghost has
Quiet and only
A little forlorn
The heart that a ghost has
Quiet and only
A little forlorn
You can get them all over the place. This is what you’re looking for:
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You can get them all over the place. This is what you’re looking for:
I’m not saying I’m the queen of stocking fillers but -
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m not saying I’m the queen of stocking fillers but -
ATTENTION: PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS 📣🦔
Will the pretty secateurs be any less effective or comfortable to use than the hideous pair?
Will the pretty secateurs be any less effective or comfortable to use than the hideous pair?
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ATTENTION: PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS 📣🦔
Will the pretty secateurs be any less effective or comfortable to use than the hideous pair?
Will the pretty secateurs be any less effective or comfortable to use than the hideous pair?
If Everything in My Home Is Perfect and Beautiful I Will Be Deserving of Love:
Chapter 129 - Tea Towels
Chapter 129 - Tea Towels
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If Everything in My Home Is Perfect and Beautiful I Will Be Deserving of Love:
Chapter 129 - Tea Towels
Chapter 129 - Tea Towels
Here I am as a child on Bonfire Night, adorable in white fake fur, whilst my little brother looks like he’s about to drop the hottest Sarah album of 1989.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Here I am as a child on Bonfire Night, adorable in white fake fur, whilst my little brother looks like he’s about to drop the hottest Sarah album of 1989.
She’s put the heating on her head.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
She’s put the heating on her head.
Well. I had never heard of this until today.
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well. I had never heard of this until today.
My kids playing Brixton Academy. I think the last time I was here was to see Morrissey. WILD.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My kids playing Brixton Academy. I think the last time I was here was to see Morrissey. WILD.
Oh, I forgot to show you this lorry I saw yesterday! The timing pleased me.
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oh, I forgot to show you this lorry I saw yesterday! The timing pleased me.
It’s been a wretched couple of weeks but I’m finally alone under a blanket with a book, whilst it’s raining cats and dogs outside. Nothing to do and nowhere to go.
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s been a wretched couple of weeks but I’m finally alone under a blanket with a book, whilst it’s raining cats and dogs outside. Nothing to do and nowhere to go.
I could not resist. Look at that little face.
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I could not resist. Look at that little face.
My pudding this evening was a sculptural homage to Aunt Flo.
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My pudding this evening was a sculptural homage to Aunt Flo.
Inevitably, one of these went missing by the end of October last year. TWO were half-inched today, the very first day we put them out for our ghost hunt. Sticky-fingered little ratbags.
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Inevitably, one of these went missing by the end of October last year. TWO were half-inched today, the very first day we put them out for our ghost hunt. Sticky-fingered little ratbags.
Elizabeth Coatsworth.
October 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Elizabeth Coatsworth.
What a beautiful library. Not as good as when I worked there, obviously, but it’s still a looker.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
What a beautiful library. Not as good as when I worked there, obviously, but it’s still a looker.
(Also, I LOVE the cover art, by Nieves González. I wonder if I can commission my own portrait from her?)
October 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
(Also, I LOVE the cover art, by Nieves González. I wonder if I can commission my own portrait from her?)
Can I refuse to pay it on the grounds of this egregious use of ‘yourself’?
October 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Can I refuse to pay it on the grounds of this egregious use of ‘yourself’?
Remote controlled poo with sound.
October 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Remote controlled poo with sound.