My husband and I are out for dinner, there's a couple next to us on a date, and we just heard one of them say something about the Super Nintendo which led to our one shared brain cell immediately popping off

My husband and I were watching a movie

Stoned off my gourd and was just trying to update my group chat on my pronoun situation (not using she/her pronouns anymore with the exception of like three people) but instead of sending a coherent text I just sent this pic captioned as "me when I decide to retire the she/her pronouns"

This week has been a Fucking Nightmare. So in true sad transmasc foodie fashion I got stoned and made a #charcuterieboard about it

How it feels when someone jokes about how I must be into learning about wine bc spiritually I am a wine mom and I gotta figure out how to explain that I like wine in a deeply autistic way without scaring the hoes

May I offer you the most recent photo of one of my cats in this trying time?