Remember when Chevy Chase mocked Gerald Ford regularly on SNL and Ford had Chase fired? No? That’s because Ford wasn’t a whining pedo-racist-rapist-felon. In fact, Ford and Chase did a routine together at two WH Correspondents Dinners and again at the opening of the Ford Presidential Library.

Ivanka before her implants.

Barack Obama - 3
donald trump - ZERO

Can RFK Jr account for his whereabouts on April 15?

Effective immediately polar bears will be allowed into the US without required permits or compliance with federal regulations. Fish and ice bergs will be provided. Black and brown bears not killed in a trump authorized nationwide call for slaughter will be shipped to El Salvador.

Melania can’t wait to get into the cockpit of the new “flying palace” and is currently deciding on what… or what not… to wear for her photo shoot.

If that creek was dangerously polluted before his swim, can you imagine how much worse it is after?

If a fiddle worked for Nero…