I don't often root for a grift, but it's funny to think about the fake tough guys ordering it who didn't pay attention to this mug weighing 22 pounds and can't dream of lifting it to their lips for a sip. I also wonder how many teeth will be knocked out attempting to drink from it.

I'd be inclined to spread that across multiple cards, but spending $300 ish on a PSA9/SGC9.5 Jim Kelly 1984 Topps USFL card would top my list

I firmly believe Rodgers is waiting to announce a signing until the first night of the NFL Draft because he's delusional enough to believe he'd be the top story, and he can't stand when anyone else gets coverage. No one loves anything as much as Aaron Rodgers love media coverage of Aaron Rodgers.

This would be dreamy and probably require for me to consult the number in those ads for male pills if they work for six hours.

Yeah, but have you considered the blue checkmarks with less than 500 followers and "ad" next to their posts say the tariffs are good? They're the best source of informed takes.