slumberland buckaroo
banner
bcborninbred.bsky.social
slumberland buckaroo
@bcborninbred.bsky.social
identity challenged grasshead
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
obliging the mantis men & holding still while they bore into my psyche.
October 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
telling an immortal guy "it's not how long you live, it's how well you live."
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
retweet
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
July 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
now that Terry "Beastin 25/8" Fox is going to be on the five dollar bill, we need new Canadian Legends to modernize our other denominations. proposing Mr. Dressup for the $100, Red Green for the $50, Choclair for the $20 (could say your wallet's 'rubbin'), and Allen The Magic Goose for the $10.
July 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
hey I'm steve-o and this is boring your friends by being sober for 15 years
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
young, white, rich, not guilty
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
June 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
June 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
your war against the trees of heaven is just m'lord and yet...mayhaps we split our forces and halt the encroaching army of purslane on the western front
April 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
got retarded ingesting aluminum from licking my gf's armpits
April 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
knew a guy who collected starbucks cups. that was it. he was fulfilled.
April 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
our game of telephone reaching international scale
April 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
all of you are so brave for posting day after day. not letting anyone take it away from you. never been more proud.
April 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
you think I can't recognize a plant? you think I don't see over 100 followers as suspicious? why isn't that jersey branded? how much did they pay that guy to order the footlong cookie?
February 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
January 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
this time of year people always ask "where u been?" huh? i been deckin' them halls, spreadin' that joy & cheer. where u been? ya the tree got a bit o' lean to her, so do i m8. it just how she go.
December 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
gonna look up some order hacks. gonna film the guy behind the counter so he doubles my slop portion.
December 19, 2024 at 1:28 AM
hiding from the invading southerners in the white spot. greasing up my ross rifle with triple Os sauce & loading in the fent-laced bullets. I rub down with butter tarts to cover my scent. 300 meters out now...toonie flip: polar bear. "51st state? god bless the king" I mutter, lock in & aim.
December 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
November 6, 2024 at 7:08 AM
traveled to yank country but exposed myself by fawning over the plastic straws & grocery bags
October 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by slumberland buckaroo
September 9, 2024 at 9:28 PM
August 24, 2024 at 6:19 PM
heady adderall freaks ruined retail weed
August 24, 2024 at 6:15 PM