@bcbham.bsky.social
A life...lived? Well...
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A life...lived? Well...
It's not even that - folks should be constantly pointing out to him that he exists on social media to just...whine. He's the focal point of the most worth on the planet and yet all he seems good at is bitching. No suggestions for how to fix things. Just a constant whinge.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's not even that - folks should be constantly pointing out to him that he exists on social media to just...whine. He's the focal point of the most worth on the planet and yet all he seems good at is bitching. No suggestions for how to fix things. Just a constant whinge.
Hoping that his tiny little soul is being carved away one scoop at a time. Leaving him a hollow husk. Just the absolute worst parts of humanity all packaged in a small suit and an empty heart.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hoping that his tiny little soul is being carved away one scoop at a time. Leaving him a hollow husk. Just the absolute worst parts of humanity all packaged in a small suit and an empty heart.
You should know, sir! Many people are openly weeping as they discuss your connection with the common man! So, if you don't mind, tell us what you think a gallon of milk costs. Or a gallon of gas. Or a box of Cheerios, or a pack of chicken breasts. You are so wise, so surely you know these things!
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You should know, sir! Many people are openly weeping as they discuss your connection with the common man! So, if you don't mind, tell us what you think a gallon of milk costs. Or a gallon of gas. Or a box of Cheerios, or a pack of chicken breasts. You are so wise, so surely you know these things!
Willing to bet that "maximum alpha" fanboy has no idea how to change a tire.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Willing to bet that "maximum alpha" fanboy has no idea how to change a tire.
I like that she's probably a really good swimmer
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I like that she's probably a really good swimmer
The Dem party will never get another dollar from me if they cave. Tired of throwing money at "leaders" who will not learn that they are getting played all in the name of "bipartisanship." If recent events haven't shown we're looking for fighters instead of capitulators then there's no hope for them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Dem party will never get another dollar from me if they cave. Tired of throwing money at "leaders" who will not learn that they are getting played all in the name of "bipartisanship." If recent events haven't shown we're looking for fighters instead of capitulators then there's no hope for them.
IT'S ABOUT TEXTURE
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
IT'S ABOUT TEXTURE
Doug is an honorable man. He legit cares about the folks he represents. But Tommy is a good ol boy and wants to get back to being the biggest fish in a fetid pond. So, Doug sadly has zero chance. He's not connected to college football, so no voter will have even heard of him.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Doug is an honorable man. He legit cares about the folks he represents. But Tommy is a good ol boy and wants to get back to being the biggest fish in a fetid pond. So, Doug sadly has zero chance. He's not connected to college football, so no voter will have even heard of him.
From AL. Doug is the best part of that state. He will lose. Because AL voters are about name recognition, and so Coach Bullshit will waltz to win despite having zero knowledge about any kind of governing
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
From AL. Doug is the best part of that state. He will lose. Because AL voters are about name recognition, and so Coach Bullshit will waltz to win despite having zero knowledge about any kind of governing
It's just a fucking national tragedy that the entire decor situation in THE WHITE HOUSE is based on Command strips
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's just a fucking national tragedy that the entire decor situation in THE WHITE HOUSE is based on Command strips
They have come up with a way to let you work till you die and yet still not own your house. Genius.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They have come up with a way to let you work till you die and yet still not own your house. Genius.
"tacky" is a word I never thought I'd need to use in reference to the president of the United States, but here we are
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"tacky" is a word I never thought I'd need to use in reference to the president of the United States, but here we are
Sadly, I think what he means is you literally pay for your own care. As in, hey, I'll just pay the hospital directly for my open heart surgery. With the hundreds of thousands of dollars that he seems to think everyone will be getting.
Utterly detached from reality.
Utterly detached from reality.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sadly, I think what he means is you literally pay for your own care. As in, hey, I'll just pay the hospital directly for my open heart surgery. With the hundreds of thousands of dollars that he seems to think everyone will be getting.
Utterly detached from reality.
Utterly detached from reality.
If I go in and get asked HELLO HOW IS YOUR DAY MAY I HELP YOU 17 times in 10 minutes I'm never going back
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If I go in and get asked HELLO HOW IS YOUR DAY MAY I HELP YOU 17 times in 10 minutes I'm never going back
"Your skull seems... ignorant"
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"Your skull seems... ignorant"
So inspiring to see a sentient heart attack with thoughts on life choices.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So inspiring to see a sentient heart attack with thoughts on life choices.
Is he charging people to look at it yet? Like, literally look at it?
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is he charging people to look at it yet? Like, literally look at it?
Is that a rope line to be admitted to the couch?
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Is that a rope line to be admitted to the couch?
Good boy! Maybe you'll get a treat.
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Good boy! Maybe you'll get a treat.
Oldie but goodie
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oldie but goodie
US folks might one day run into a Qashqai Smith and have no idea about the etymology
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
US folks might one day run into a Qashqai Smith and have no idea about the etymology
Non-zero chance this MF has never put gas in a car in his life, let alone tried to see how much he could get for his last $5.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Non-zero chance this MF has never put gas in a car in his life, let alone tried to see how much he could get for his last $5.